No rizz

By blackitalian - 26/11/2010 15:43 - United States

Today, I went to see a famous rapper perform. My girlfriend got us up to the front to get pictures with him. He went to give me a high-five, I thought it was a fist-bump, so I made a fist. So he made a fist while I made a palm to match his retracted high-five. Then I panicked, cupped his fist, and ran. FML
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soccerchick02 3

aaaaaaaaaaawkward

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ThreeSheetsGone 12

Should've done something different, like played it off. Now a rapper just thinks you're a punk. YDI

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inSayne 7

should've put out two fingers and yelled "rock paper scissors!! I WIN!!!"

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Asario 0

i dont really think your life is effed. maybe a little funny. not effed. everybody makes mistakes. and no i am not quoting that blonde chick. whats her name... hannah montana er something.

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tattieannecaldwe 0

Don't act like you haven't seen every episode of that secret popstar's life.

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MagicMeds 0

an FML doesn't mean your life is ruined, it means your life is a bitch who screws you over all the time

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HowardTheDuck 0

you took my picture D:

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im2cool2fml 0

haha it's ight man you still got to give him a knuckle-5

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paprikacha 9

Hey, maybe Knuckle-5's will catch on and everybody'll be doing it this time next year. You could be a trendsetter, man. :D

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qwertyuiop44 0

yeah but what if it catches on as like a way to say I hate you without fighting? "I'm gonna kick your ass punk, but I don't want to go to jail. KNUCKLE FIVE ME NOW."

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DocBastard 38

OP: High five! Jay Z: Punch it in, dog. OP: Yeah, fist bump! Jay Z: Up top, bro. OP: Uh, I just felt up your fist. Jay Z: Get away from me. OP: I love you, man!! Jay Z: SECURITY!!!

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cherry72 13

lmao. love your sense if humor.

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cherry72 13

oops. meant sense of humor lol damn iPod auto correct ugh.

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qwertyuiop44 0

what is "op"? I've heard it a million times and still remain in the dark.

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qwertyuiop44 0

and don't say orangutan pecker. cuz you'd be a lyin.

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Draminicaus 0

Overzealous Pineapples.

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DocBastard 38

Zoro and Draminicaus - stop teasing the noob! It isn't nice. Qwerty, it stands for Origami Pirate.

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Draminicaus 0

Yeah, teasing the new people just isn't as fun as it used to be. Qwerty, if you see a guy on here named DocBastard, correct his grammar. Even if it's right. No matter how insignificant it may seem, you gotta do it. He thinks it's hilarious. ^_^

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zp5 4

thats *shakes* fist, doc. ^_^

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bellem1122 0

hilarious !!! XD why did u run away ? lol

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ItsJustMak 0

Haha. Which rapper?

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