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Today, I caught my dad eating the dog treats I'd bought for my dog. The only thing he could say was, "These are really good, no wonder the dog is so obedient. Wanna try one?" FML
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perdix 29

Maybe he is trying to make you obedient. I'll bet your mom turned him on to the obedience-inducing treats in the first place.

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aardvarkish 15

Grub! Better get some while the gettin's good, baby!

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aardvarkish 15

Grub! Better get some while the gettin's good, baby!

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EminemTM 0

WHAT THE FACK Boooooooooooooooooooom!!!!!

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morgan320 0

OP poor you, your life is ****** up.. go whine to your biscuit eating daddy

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PlastikSeraph 2

ROOOOBY DOOBY DOO!

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konjaman 0

I didn't know Shaggy had a daughter. :)

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gogopr 0

I tried one as a dare before. they just taste like butter cookies.

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pooper19 3

can he lick his balls also?

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CallMeHush 0

If he could, he would never leave the house. Especially with yummy treats there

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LoveINKs 0

Tell him those treats are F-ing expensive, go eat a damn bag of chips or something geez...

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pineappleluvah 0

Hahah. That's funny. Beggin bits, on the other hand, are disgusting.

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catatonicsleep 17

Lots of dog treats are just like human cookies but with less/no sugar.... Poor dog losing his/her treats, but apart from that it's not really that bad..

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MrSassypants 32

Well according to OP's dad and Tony the Tiger... they're great!

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perdix 29

Maybe he is trying to make you obedient. I'll bet your mom turned him on to the obedience-inducing treats in the first place.

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FYLDeep 25

If you really want people to obey you then you bust out the Klondike bars.

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perdix 29

It's really funny when you bust out the Klondike bars for your lactose-intolerant friends and relatives. Those things are so crazy awesome, you get zombie-like obedience to your every wish until they get confined to the shitter with explosive diarrhea. When that finally passes, you offer them another Klondike for some unquestioning servitude, and they go for it again! Hopefully, you can get all your tedious chores done before you run out of Klondike bars or your toilet shatters.

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MrSassypants 32

Well seeing how it is we know what perdix would do for a Klondike bar. Pay how much it costs for 1. Or 2. Maybe 19.

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JUST_STFU_N_GTFO 0

You or your mom can't cook so he has to scavenge hunt. :P

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starberries 0

He could cook a damn meal himself.

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machiko_fml 0

Atleast you don't have to worry about a random stranger coming up to you and comforting you if you were crying in a public place.

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