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Noise annoys

By cocacoola - 11/07/2011 14:24 - Iceland

Today, the couple downstairs decided they wanted to try a home birth. FML

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By midwify - 05/01/2015 17:58 - Denmark - Asaa

Today, I gave birth to our first child at home. What was supposed to be a beautiful moment of us peacefully greeting our newborn, ended up with the cops knocking on our door. Apparently me giving birth sounds like a domestic dispute. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2024 21:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my wife opted for a home birth with a nurse and her mother. Her mother is such a baby-feral, men-are-bastards, hippie feminist dragon that not only did she yell at me when I tried to be in the room, she has now pushed me out of the house. I ended up sat in my car with only one shoe and no phone. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

Today, the family upstairs decided to play basketball. Indoors. At 3am. FML

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By katiebug - 12/07/2016 02:27 - United States - Topeka

Today, I was trying to get a good night's sleep before the huge exam tomorrow, which I'm extremely anxious about. The SAME night my neighbor below me is having a home birth. It lasted NINE HOURS. FML

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By ineedsleep - 30/10/2014 14:15 - Finland - J?rvenp

Today, I found out that there's a very loud and frisky couple living above my bedroom, and a family with a crying baby living above my living room. At this rate, I'll end up sleeping in the bathtub in my own home. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2015 02:43 - United States - Titusville

Today, I gave birth to a baby girl. Where was my husband after the agony finally ended? Standing just outside the room, flirting with a nurse. FML

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Make it stop

By Anonymous - 10/01/2016 13:17 - United States - Waldorf

Today, I met my new upstairs neighbors. They have a four-month-old child and appear to be firm believers in the "let them cry it out" philosophy. The baby's room is right above mine. A few days of trying to sleep through this shit and I'll look like a Walking Dead extra. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/05/2022 14:00

Today, I gave birth, but my husband was late and got here just in time to cut the cord. He was hung over after celebrating his impending fatherhood all night. He missed the cord twice, cut it, then fell over, and wound up in the bed next to mine, with a hydrating IV and a bashed head where he hit it on the baby's cot. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - South Salem

Today, my sister came to stay with me in my apartment for the last few weeks of her difficult pregnancy. However she didn't tell me she was bringing her two dogs, her jackass of a husband, my bratty nephew, and an inflatable kiddie pool so she could have a natural water birth in my living room. FML

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Oh no…

By pacelily - 30/08/2016 20:32 - United States - San Marcos

Today, I met my new upstairs neighbors and their 4 kids all under the age of 6. I met them due to all the thudding coming from upstairs. FML

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livgasms 4

Monday 11 July 2011 19:09

wait til you smell them cooking the placenta

amrik 11

Monday 11 July 2011 19:10

or she may just be really loud and he's really good

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katt_is_here 24

Wednesday 3 August 2011 6:23

OP, quit'cher bitchin and put a loud movie on or something. OR leave your apartment? I know outside can be scary, what with all the people out there doing whatever they think is right, but still...damn.

queenb1621 21

Friday 26 August 2011 20:27

that sucks

SittingInTheSky 6

Thursday 1 September 2011 17:59

OP, you are such a cockhead! some people have fears of hospitals, dickshit!!!!! ******* hell!

vieeev 4

Sunday 30 October 2011 22:10

Nothing wrong with that...

JenniferTheDark 0

Wednesday 18 January 2012 2:04

How does this inconvinience you?

lolmigosh 15

Saturday 21 January 2012 20:43

WOW thats hot

jjboo96 0

Thursday 26 January 2012 17:57

Birth is a beautiful thing and theres nothing wrong with it, its natural so shut the hell up whining about it

Coffeebang 17

Tuesday 7 February 2012 17:08

Omg

DylansMomma 9

Friday 7 September 2012 18:35

Your comment : Having a child is a blessing I'm sure you know nothing about OP. Don't be an asshole. Many people have home births. So what you had to hear moaning and possibly even screaming. Childbirth is NOT easy. This is hardly a FML. FtheirL because you're ignorant to a beautiful thing.

NigerianPrince 11

Wednesday 28 October 2015 14:07

well it is iceland

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