Intimacy: Noob to boobs

Noob to boobs

By Anonymous - 29/04/2009 10:16 - United States

Today, I was feeling up my girlfriend's chest. I was getting into it until she said, "What are you doing?" I said I was rubbing her nipple. She replies, "That's not my nipple, its a pimple." FML

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By omgboobs - 23/12/2009 02:34 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that when my nipples are hard, he thinks that they look like giant zits, and when he squeezes them, he imagines them popping pus. He then reached for my chest. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2014 19:49 - Virgin Islands, U.S. - Kingshill

Today, while getting intimate with my boyfriend, he started sucking on my breast. He ended up popping a pimple on it into his mouth. He threw up and that, as they say, was the end of that. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/11/2011 14:06 - United States

Today, I was doing the reverse cowgirl with my boyfriend. I was on the way to a glorious finish when he pointed out that I had a pimple on my butt. He began to laugh so hard that he went soft. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2015 13:45 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I was talking with some friends and the girl I like. During a lull in the conversation, she looked at me and said, "Ugh, I really wanna pop your zits." FML

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By KAAALIS - 16/03/2009 02:20 - United States

Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML

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By Acne_problems - 22/02/2019 02:00

Today, my girlfriend and I were starting to do the deed and she started popping zits on my chest. Then she said that I was killing the mood because my cat was meowing. FML

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By Chipper - 09/08/2018 03:50

Today, my girlfriend and I were laying in bed. She rolled over and began rubbing my chest. She then said, "Wow babe those are a solid B-cup." FML

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Great expectations

By Anonymous - 23/10/2020 08:08 - United Kingdom - London

Today, after making love to my boyfriend, I went upstairs to shower. After turning it on, I found a huge pimple on my leg and the prospect of popping it excited me more than my boyfriend ever had in bed. FML

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Unwarranted

By Ryan - 20/12/2011 17:57 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and heavy. She had her shirt off, and commented on the small size of her breasts. Trying to make her feel better, I said I'd dated girls with smaller breasts. She replied by saying she'd dated bigger penises. FML

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By >{%£•¥ - 27/11/2010 07:08 - United States

Today, right before my boyfriend and I were about to have sex, he touched his butt and says, "Oh I have a butt pimple." He then went and popped it. FML

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wtfCorby 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 20:03

a zit on her tit? that's pretty gross... that sucks dude

scorpioserpent 1

Wednesday 29 April 2009 20:01

oh gross! fyl

Comments

xClarkGable 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 1:23

YDI. Wait until you're older.

vanillafire 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 1:32

BloodshotBunny - it's shocking how many people are completely clueless here, isn't it? On so many FMLs there are comments left by people who expect the world and the people in it to be completely perfect, and when it or they are not, they act disgusted. Pimples happen, periods happen, embarrassing diseases or conditions happen. If someone close to you has something like that, they should be given compassion and understanding. It's not as if they can do anything about it and suddenly not be "disgusting". If someone truly doesn't wash, or wears dirty clothes, or anything that they can *help*, then sure, that's pretty icky. But unless you'd also say someone who was in a terrible fire was "gross" because they were covered in burns and peeling (and if so, WTF?), then it's not kind to say people who suffer from acne are gross either. Neither condition can be helped, and they're both psychologically damaging to those who suffer from them. It's worrying how superficial some of today's youth seems to be.

craigahh 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 1:35

You should have popped it.

stripedoctor 3

Thursday 30 April 2009 1:56

DUMP HER

dweebman19 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 2:03

haha that's effing hilarious... learn what a nipple is

amiamazing 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 2:07

that's really gross. i would break up with her.

unklesammywantsu 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 2:19

Zitty *******!

Audio828 2

Thursday 30 April 2009 2:42

At least someones pimple is getting some action.

rarar 1

Thursday 30 April 2009 2:42

What the ****? Have any of you ever heard of acne/cysts. One of my best friends use to get HUGE ass pimple/boil/cysts crap underneath her breasts. She's probably one of the cleanest people I've met. Sometimes shit just happens and you can't do anything about it. I really feel bad for your girlfriend. I'd be ******* humiliated if that happened to me. Learn where the nip's are dude.