By mac - 27/01/2014 14:40 - Australia - Bankstown

Today, my roommate showed me a video of a cockroach crawling all over my face while I was asleep in the lounge. FML
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LanceGoodthrust 19

Time to stop sleeping in the lounge... And stop being so damn sexy to cockroaches

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HKCgrimmjow 15

Really? I thought it was quite dandy. Don't you like dancing cockroaches on your face while you take a nap?

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ironichalibut 24

I have a friend who puts little top hats on all their cockroaches. They even clean them up a bit! It doesn't really make them better dancers, but it really classes up the lil' b******s. Maybe Op should try that?

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HKCgrimmjow 15

Your friend sounds like they are in need of a therapist.

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\ 28

I used a shrink-ray to open up a tiny restaurant for cockroaches. It's doing really great.

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whiteboy896 9

Time to burn the house down WITH the roommate inside.

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Edumcg 24

Time to play The Sims.... oh wait....

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LanceGoodthrust 19

Time to stop sleeping in the lounge... And stop being so damn sexy to cockroaches

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BntyHntrSeattle 30

How is one "sexy to cockroaches??" Do I have to be afraid to sleep?

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LanceGoodthrust 19

Maybe you have full, pouty lips and a come-hither smirk.. Cockroaches love that shit

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bahamut357 16

Time to find a new apartment/ house :/

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WellThatSucked89 13

Actually it had a nice buildup. It did not escalate quickly.

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SgtAssCheeks 21

Ryan you passed over "Time to find a new planet / solar system"

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tanner060 3

Why would your roomate just sit there and watch?!

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HiNowDie 17

They didn't just sit there and watch, they also recorded it. (; At least they didn't kill it, or attempt to, while it was crawling all over OP's face. I think an alive cockroach on your face is better than a crushed dead one.

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JustKittyKat 24

Or a pissed off flying one. If it jumped then flew into OP's face again... Sideshow Bob Shudder.

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Redoxx_fml 22

La cucaracha La cucaracha!

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JustStella 28

So that's what they're saying!! I always sang gibberish at that part.

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mackdeezy 22

The Cucharacha song is rather sadistic when you think about it. An upbeat tune telling the tale of a cockroach that can't walk anymore because it's legs were removed. But nope, this roach was walking all over op's face.

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Sarah_Martin 14

You have such a nice roommate, at least you know what happens to you while you sleep

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Redoxx_fml 22

At that point id rather not know.

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Dre27 20

Just do something just as bad back to him. Rule #1 of life: Don't sleep with your friends around

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derjoachim 6

It's not your friends you should be worried about, but your 'friends'.

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Dre27 20

Honestly my best friends and I do shit like this to each other all the time, you have no sense of humor if you can't laugh at yourself.

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BossMindedFemale 20

id rather not 'laugh at myself' if i have a cockroach crawling all over my face.

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smokecloud_ 37

My friends like to chase me around with big ugly bugs... but a cockroach is taking it to a whole new level. *shudder*

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DarkJediLove 19

Considering where you are from, at least it wasn't a spider...or drop bear.

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ksks1234 33

The cockroaches are probably deadly as well.

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