Transportation, Cars and Students: Nope, not me

Nope, not me

By mycar - 20/08/2013 17:40 - United States - Charlotte

Today, I was showing a new girl around at school. As we were walking through the parking lot she noticed a green jeep and commented, "I heard the person who drives that is a total creep. Is he?" I said I didn't know who it was. It was my car. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/12/2009 05:04 - United States

Today, I was on a first date with this girl I've been talking to. I met her and she came with me so I could park my car in the student lot. On the way back, I saw a beat up car with its window duct taped up and exclaimed "Haha! Look at that piece of junk." It was her car. FML

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Blinders

By Asshole Parker - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went to work early and saw my crush's car in the parking lot, so I parked next to her. After that, I looked over at her car to see her staring at me with a weird look and her saying, "Really?" Then she gestured around the lot; I looked around to find it completely empty. FML

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Stalker vibes

By porkieworkie - 21/04/2009 12:44 - United States

Today, after getting off the phone with a girl I'm interested in, I parked on campus and ate my lunch in the car. As I was sitting there, she appeared out of nowhere and walked to her car. I was parked directly behind her car, sitting there like a creepy ass. FML

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By whoneedsdumbcars - 14/08/2009 08:29 - United States

Today, at a restaurant, I noticed a really hot girl leaving with her friend. A few minutes later they came back, laughing uncontrollably, and announced that some moron forgot to put on their parking brake and the car was rolling into the full parking lot. It was my car. They watched me chase it. FML

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By Apissedoffguy - 03/06/2012 15:20 - United States - Brockton

Today, in a parking lot, a girl came up to our car and started to knock on the window and scream, "I KNEW IT!" My girlfriend doesn't believe that I don't know her. FML

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By Anon - 28/12/2012 08:14 - United States - Southbury

Today, I was racing my friends to the car for shotgun in the parking lot at night. I opened the passenger door of the car to find an old lady staring at me. It was the wrong car. FML

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You deserved it 35 600

By Female Struggles - 16/05/2014 23:20 - United States - Denver

Today, while I was waiting at the bus stop, a car that looked like my mom's pulled up. Thinking it was actually her, I walked up and jokingly asked what she was into. The guy inside now thinks that I'm a prostitute. FML

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By leem - 27/08/2014 21:21 - Belgium - Zoersel

Today, as I was driving out of a parking lot, some douchebag yelled at me: "Nice car! Too bad you're so ugly!" It was my friend's car, so I don't even have that going for me. FML

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You deserved it 3 225

By crap car - 30/03/2016 01:13 - United States - Golden

Today, a friend was making fun of our teacher's car, calling it dorkmobile and saying only idiots would own that car. It's the same as the car I just bought. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2011 22:40 - United States

Today, I realized the closest I've ever been to being hit on was with a car in the school parking lot. Even then, the guy claimed he "didn't notice" me. FML

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You deserved it 3 044

iSativa 24

Tuesday 20 August 2013 23:31

Now how you gonna take her home?

NinjaJellyfish 27

Tuesday 20 August 2013 23:31

The creep in the jeep...

Comments

JakePower98 5

Tuesday 20 August 2013 23:37

Jeepers Creepers

michelleJ11 25

Tuesday 20 August 2013 23:40

Now's the time to prove them wrong OP.

Lemonmonger 4

Tuesday 20 August 2013 23:42

A better answer would have been "Do you think I am?".

Zynris 10

Tuesday 20 August 2013 23:44

Don't beat yourself up about it man, she didn't know, and she was walking and talking to you so that means she probably doesn't think you're a creep.

dawood_k 27

Tuesday 20 August 2013 23:45

Does OP have something to hide

Inked0803 12

Tuesday 20 August 2013 23:55

Obviously if she thought you were a creep she wouldn't be around you so **** what other people say

blackwidowtaco 31

Tuesday 20 August 2013 23:57

Smooth op, smooth.

queerdragon 20

Wednesday 21 August 2013 0:01

Maybe you should ask someone why they think you are a creep. You might be doing something you don't know comes across as weird. Then again, some people are assholes.

tj4234 35

Wednesday 21 August 2013 1:01

Asking someone if they think you are creepy, is in itself inheritenly creepy... What would probably be better would be to get advice from a friend about how to talk to/treat women, rather than going up to a random woman and asking for her opinion of you.

Jst4kicks 16

Wednesday 21 August 2013 0:07

I woulda said its my moms or something to make it awkward then be like "now to the cafeteria!!!"

Axipiter 24

Wednesday 21 August 2013 1:21

I wouldn'ta.

PenguinBitch 43

Wednesday 21 August 2013 0:20

Just tell her that the jeep is yours and if she'll like to join you on an "adventure to the safari". Trust me this will not confirm that the rumor is true.