Animals: Nosaurus

Nosaurus

By bibi - 19/03/2012 23:43 - Slovenia - Ljubljana

Today, I went to see a dinosaur exhibition with my mum. We walked around and saw a huge dinosaur, made of plastic and rubber. She was very disappointed, saying that she thought there would be real live dinosaurs for us to see. FML

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By SFra - 24/10/2012 01:19 - United States

Today, I went to the Natural History Museum with my boyfriend. While we were standing in front of real dinosaur bones, he told me he didn't believe in dinosaurs. FML

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By dinosaurboy - 06/02/2010 20:01 - United States

Today, my mom and I went to the mall to look for some boxer briefs. While looking, I saw two girls I knew from school, so I went over to say hello. At least, that was my plan, but my mom screamed, "Look! These have dinosaurs on them!" They left the store giggling. FML

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Great party in here

By NotRossFromFriends - 19/09/2023 20:00 - United States

Today, I went to a costume party dressed as a giant inflatable dinosaur. I got stuck in the elevator and had to be deflated to get out. FML

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Really?

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Pulaski

Today, my husband and I were watching Jurassic Park. At the end of the movie, he commented on how amazed he was that they could "train those dinosaurs" to do exactly what they wanted them to do. FML

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By WTF - 16/01/2013 07:52

Today, I came home to find my girlfriend crying. Concerned, I quickly asked her what was wrong. She told me tearfully that she couldn't understand why her pet lizards hadn’t grown into dinosaurs yet, and that pet store had cheated her. I’m still concerned now, but for entirely different reasons. FML

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By douglas - 17/07/2011 07:14 - United States

Today, I surprised my four year-old daughter with a stuffed dinosaur. She named it "Horny". FML

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Animal union

By Anonymous - 01/02/2023 10:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I went to the zoo to see all of my favorite animals. When I got there, I realized they must've all been on strike or something, and refused to come out of their enclosures. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/01/2023 02:00

Today, I took my girlfriend to see the new Avatar movie I’ve waited over 10 years to see. After it was over, she just said, "That was utter shite, why did you bring me here?" Entire experience ruined. FML

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By Someone - 16/04/2014 00:20 - Canada - Windsor

Today, our family went to a water park. The park's mascot came up to greet us, and my daughter got scared. She then refused to go inside, so we had no choice but to leave. FML

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By shorty4 - 13/07/2012 14:36 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend, who is a fully-grown man, that making dinosaur noises in public is no longer acceptable. FML

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hotdogcore 9

Tuesday 20 March 2012 8:37

Your mother is a complete, and utter moron.

ididntdoit1980 8

Tuesday 20 March 2012 8:38

Times like this you pray that you're adopted and not born from her genes.

Comments

JustHayden 5

Tuesday 20 March 2012 17:52

She obviously ment real dinosaur bones, I really don't understand how bad FMLs like this get accepted

erinluvsu 1

Tuesday 20 March 2012 17:58

Wooowww. Did she not go to school!? Cuz im pretty sure we learned that dinasours are ancient history thousands of years ago. And we learned that in like 1rst grade. Hahaa not to bag on your mom or anything but shes craayy.

tj4234 35

Tuesday 20 March 2012 18:57

millions of years ago more like.

xNiiiiiCKx 4

Tuesday 20 March 2012 18:13

everyone thats saying "she probably meant bones" is stupid. The OP clearly said she thought there would be "real LIVE dinosaurs" you're all just as bad as the OP's mama

neander 8

Tuesday 20 March 2012 18:29

Hopefully your Dad is the smart one.

SoMuchSnailGame 3

Tuesday 20 March 2012 18:42

Ydi because you said mum

gottageek 17

Tuesday 20 March 2012 19:16

I get disappointed too :/ hopefully it was at least animatronic so the deceit would come full circle.

wfshelbs 1

Tuesday 20 March 2012 20:03

Your mom must be really old....

kriz_allizwell 6

Tuesday 20 March 2012 20:20

dinosaurs still exist....they have lived alongside man in ancient times...theres refernces in the bible, bhagavad gita, etc. google ' ica stones'...call me a conspiracy buff but the africans still say theres a creature mokele mbembe...which resembles an apatosaurus...cowboys in Tombstone,Arizona have reported pterodactyl like ' thunderbirds' sightings and have even shot at them...and of course nessie and champ sightings...for more - http://m.zimbio.com/TheConspiracyZone/articles/22/THERE+LIVING+DINOSAURS+STILL+ROAMING+EARTH Before you say something like "cool story, bro" , ill say in my defense that im just trying to keep an open mind, is all....