Nosaurus

By bibi - 19/03/2012 23:43 - Slovenia - Ljubljana

Today, I went to see a dinosaur exhibition with my mum. We walked around and saw a huge dinosaur, made of plastic and rubber. She was very disappointed, saying that she thought there would be real live dinosaurs for us to see. FML
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hotdogcore 9

Your mother is a complete, and utter moron.

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ididntdoit1980 8

Times like this you pray that you're adopted and not born from her genes.

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sqeakyclean 7

Your mom's brain is as big as a dinosaur's.

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datgamerchick 14

A dinosaur is a pretty big creature; It'd only make sense for their brains to be be massive as well, so you pretty much just complimented OP's mother.

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smokeraisins 7

Nope, dinosaur brains weren't nescessarily that big. Stegasaurus' brain was the size of a walnut...

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Sarry77 6

That, and intelligence comes from how wrinkly the brain is, not its size

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lionlvr 9

83- Seriously? How wrinkly it is? Go take some classes.

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Sarry77 6

Well, I learned that in my Gen Psych class a couple of years ago, sooo...

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tpike1296 11

83 is actually correct. Size does not matter, the roughness determines ability to think/reason. Please look it up, and if you can prove me/83 correct, let me know, as I love learning.

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chowE_fml 4

Your mother? Did you mean your grand mother?

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jojoboy 0

Or you could be the idiot of she was messing with you

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LolUnlucky 12

Maybe she was just kidding! If not, i'm sorry but your mom needs to take history classes.

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badactor009 0

It sucks that your Mom is that dumb. Good luck with that. No end to the potential FMLs coming your way.

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hardliquor 4

Ask her to look in the mirror. Hey a dinosaur!

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sensoon15 7

Considering the fact that she seems like she doesn't have many IQ points, you probably could sneak your way out of trouble a lot. "I don't know why I failed this quiz Mom, I thought dinosaurs are alive. Apparently my teacher doesn't agree."

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ancianlia 4

I would of done a face-palm to myself then state that the dinosaurs don't excises anymore. I feel sorry for you.

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sensoon15 7

Like how I just face-palmed myself because you said excises, not exist.

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FaceMelterx2530 4

I don't want to live on this planet anymore...

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micahsmommy 13

Well don't expect a dinosaur to come eat you to get you out of here.

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