Not a good look

By tamponface - 30/07/2011 12:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I was really excited because the girl I'd liked since freshman year asked me out. She came to my house and my mom decided to show her baby pictures of me with tampons up my nose because I'd had a nose bleed. Even worse, there was one picture of me when I was 15 doing the same thing. FML
I agree, your life sucks 35 155
You deserved it 9 937

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Iwashere12345 0

didn't you know enough about those when you were 15 to not do that?? O.o

if i were her i would've just laughed.. it's not really that bad

Comments

It's all fun and games till the blackmail pictures come out.

uridea 14

lol were you trying to be like Duke from She's the Man?

SunDropGirl 0
FMMFL1992 3

Lol this is the first thing I thought when I read this FML

JustJoJo124 5

Haha first thought in my mind

uridea 14

lol it has to be one of my most watched movies of all time

lazymax418 3

I wonder what her response was...

op sure looked funny with tampon up his nose when he's a baby. but when he's 15? thats just nasty.

broomhildo 19

How is it nasty? It's efficient for stopping nose bleeds. They are made to absorb blood after all.

Wrestlers use tampons to stop nosebleeds, it works fast and keeps them from a fault, it's just cotton tightly compacted

Capt_Oblivious 10

I see you were completely unprepared for this date. 1, You have or create an emergency or some other sort of event that will cause your family to be gone for the duration of the date. 2, If the above fails, you immediately dispose of any incriminating 'evidence' that your family may have. This includes but is not limited to; video, photos, and alcoholic beverages (if it applies to your family and how they drink/act under the influence, your results may vary). 3, If all else fails, murder the family and hide the bodies. Usually people can go 'missing' for days before neighbors notice anything which will give you plenty of time to enjoy your date. Please note that if you opt for #3, be sure to enjoy your date to the fullest extent possible, as this will likely be the last date you will ever have, at least with a member of the opposite gender.

Capt_Oblivious 10

Sweet, party at my place and your all invited. Except the guy with the tampons in his nose, he's a loser.

Someone obviously likes shoving tampons up his nose.

bubo_fml 10

No big deal...I built a model of the Starship Enterprise, using plastic tampon applicators for the engine thrusters...I took it to school for show & tell...My Mom thought it was funny & didn't even try to stop me...Everyone laughed at me...

XxsexyemoxX 0

Haha 15?! XD well... I sugjest: A: go to ur dates house next time B: Dont shove tampons up ur nose web u got a nose bleed.