Not a great start

By Durrrrrr - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I went to a "party" with the boy whom I'm interested in. It was the first time I met his friends. Turns out he and all his friends are hardcore Christians who don't drink and are celibate. FML
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macfluffers 0

...I'm so confused. You seem disappointed! As if you believe that alcohol and sex are what make a person interesting or something like that. If that's what you wanted, then you should have just bought a ***** and a six-pack.

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Krennicus 0

Drinking, no; but sex is very important in human relationships.

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Krennicus 0

Why does that make him a 'good' person. I don't think believing the majority of the worlds population will be tortured for eternity is a good ideology.

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Krennicus 0

So maturity means restricting natural instincts and increasing the risk for divorce?

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Krennicus 0

Wow, there are a lot of conservative Christians on FML. Ironic but not surprising.

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Krennicus 0

STFU #138. I doubt it has to do with the drinking. Sex is important and if you don't agree I suggest you lose your virginity. Also, Christian ideology is cruel and disgusting; this is an FML because it means the guy is an homophobic, sexist, creationist, conservative, who is statistically more likely to divorce and go through a traumatic mud life crisis.

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C_mac1 0

138 - How does he sound like a nice guy? I'm not saying he isn't but there is nothing mentioned about his personality in this FML.

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JustAnotherKid4U 5

what 138 is trying to say is, the guy described in the FML is basicly him.

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risako 7

Sounds like it's not her life she wants ******. x3

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Puurfection 5

Everyone that is asking 'what's wrong with not drinking and not having sex', when you do socially drink, are not a hardcore christian, and do have sex there's a lot wrong. you should be with someone who likes the same things as you. and is not obsessed with a being who isn't even real xD haha.

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