Awkward, Religion, Party and Love: Not a great start - FML

Not a great start

By Durrrrrr - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I went to a "party" with the boy whom I'm interested in. It was the first time I met his friends. Turns out he and all his friends are hardcore Christians who don't drink and are celibate. FML

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macfluffers 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 5:50

...I'm so confused. You seem disappointed! As if you believe that alcohol and sex are what make a person interesting or something like that. If that's what you wanted, then you should have just bought a ***** and a six-pack.

zarco51 0

Friday 20 February 2009 6:57

whats wrong with not drinking?

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YoItsHannah 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 4:39

sooo??? he's a Christian...they're is nothing wrong with that?!

caitlinh12345 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 10:50

GOD DOESN'T EXIST

Aaven 0

Monday 1 February 2010 19:22

ditto. maturity FTW!!!

rebel47 1

Thursday 25 February 2010 23:57

you are a shallow fcking bitch!!!just go to a ***** house and apply there and you'll get what you need.

thirdbase1733 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 6:28

brainwashed? really?

lakk30 0

Monday 1 March 2010 2:12

haha I liked how you put party in quotations

hiphopapotamuz 0

Monday 1 March 2010 19:18

what a pussy bible pushers are close minded *****!

StoryOfTheYear 14

Friday 5 March 2010 6:03

o man your whole life goes out the window when you can't drink, not, i'm Christian and am non alchoholic, but I hang around with people who drink and have an amazing time

Pommy_fml 0

Monday 8 March 2010 6:54

grow a soul

YoItsHannah 0

Tuesday 30 March 2010 7:40

they're is nothing wrong with being a christain!

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