Love: Not in front of Him

Not in front of Him

By Username - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend wouldn't kiss me because there was a picture of Superman on my shirt. FML

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rhidiculous 4

Wednesday 15 June 2011 8:30

is his name Robin?

Jacobt24 19

Wednesday 15 June 2011 8:45

Maybe he was implying for you to take your shirt off ;)

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PeachyJinx 7

Wednesday 15 June 2011 9:24

Errr....?

sheethapins 13

Wednesday 15 June 2011 9:29

Tell him not to worry op, Superman is faster than a speeding bullet. Unless your boyfriend is too there's no contest. ;D

sk8erd 15

Wednesday 15 June 2011 9:34

Wtf?

DeLpHe3zY 7

Wednesday 15 June 2011 9:36

i dont blame him

jess6blondie9 2

Wednesday 15 June 2011 9:41

Wow. What the hell?

Shadow_Phantom 26

Wednesday 15 June 2011 9:47

Sound's like he's pretty insecure... or is childish.

nekro_onslaught 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 10:00

what a dumbass haha!

DearestPluto 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 10:05

superman... is pretty much boss[:

lilclare 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 10:07

your boyfriend must be working with lex luthor.

heytheresophie 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 10:08

happens to me all the time :)

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