Not in front of Him

By Username - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend wouldn't kiss me because there was a picture of Superman on my shirt. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 293
You deserved it 10 354

Top comments

rhidiculous 4

Maybe he was implying for you to take your shirt off ;)

Comments

Sigh, mods. Tell your boyfriend that gay isn't a disease and he won't catch it. Then dump him for being an ass.

I originally said something like "He wouldn't want to catch the gay, now, would he? Ugh", which was intended to be read as sarcastic.

cockseverywhere 2

I really wish I knew what the comments that get moderated say. :C those seem like they're the only ones worth reading

Honestly, most of the time I assume that if it was bad enough to be deleted vs. hidden due to negative votes, it was probably really awful and I don't need to see it. I've seen far worse anti-gay comments so I'm surprised that got taken down. And, for the record, I'm queer, you won't catch it, I was criticizing his homophobia.

dudeitsdanny 9

Ironically, I was making fun of homophobia.. So if mine was anything like that, the mods misinterpreted. It wasn't even nasty. I've said much harsher, much more serious things.

kg163401 0

at least he knows he's not superman

That's lame. Why would you wear a superman shirt over Batman?!?! lol JK Superman is awesome too Your BF is the one that's lame...

mb1616 0

I love superman! who doesn't? that just might be a legit reason to dump ur bf.

. Superman must be his kryptonite. He obviously would prefer it be batman or green latern.

liy223 6

look on the bright side: Tomarrow (hopefully) you'll be wearing different shirt.

jake3292 5

he's just mad because he can only stop a bullet with his face one time only

Superman? I understand him! Superman...pah!