Weddings and Love: Not like that

Not like that

By anonymous - 26/05/2013 12:23 - Australia

Today, I was in bed with my fiancé. After a while of quiet cuddling, I said, "Babe, I have cold feet." He replied with, "Me too. Let's call off the wedding." I was talking about the actual temperature of my feet. Our wedding is tomorrow. FML

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having a serious talk. He told me that I was a quick-tempered emotional train wreck. He then said, "You know how we talked about getting married? Now the only way I'd marry you was if hell froze over." He smiled, gave me a kiss, and went to bed. FML

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Today, it's my wedding day. I broke a toe on the couch while turning on the lights in the hotel room. FML

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By exfiancee - 05/08/2012 13:20 - United States - Summerville

Today, my fiancé told me that he was having second thoughts on our engagement. Instead of just calling it off, he took me to a fancy restaurant and took a public poll on whether we should get married. The majority said no. FML

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By Bullet dodged - 20/02/2021 00:59 - United Kingdom

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By Anonymous - 15/10/2013 20:16 - United States - Chicago

Today, my fiancé's best friend, who will be our best man at our wedding, decided to confess his feelings for me and tell me how he's always dreamed of us eloping together. The wedding is going to be awkward. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2015 04:46 - United States - Middleboro

Today, at our wedding, instead of saying "I do", my fiancé paused before saying, "I can't do this", stepped down from the altar and proposed to my maid of honor. When she obviously refused, he ran from the venue bawling. He's not returning my calls. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2012 04:56 - United States - Medina

Today, I woke up on my boyfriend's bedroom floor. When I asked him why I was there, he said I'd gotten too hot, so he rolled me off his bed. I have the flu and a fever. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2011 07:06 - United States

Today, it was so cold that I had to put slippers over my slippers. FML

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Just in case

By thanksbaby - 01/06/2009 05:55 - United States

Today, my fiancé and I were cuddling in bed talking about our future wedding coming up. He leaned over seductively to tell me he got a present for me to ‘use’ on our wedding day. It was a pack of breath mints. FML

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bybib 20

Sunday 26 May 2013 18:31

Hopefully something a good talk will fix. good luck op

rg350dx 29

Sunday 26 May 2013 20:07

It appears people are giving your comment the cold shoulder.

Comments

olpally 32

Sunday 26 May 2013 19:01

Wow!!! Need a moment? Grab a twix! Lol geeze! :/

ShyAnn29 14

Sunday 26 May 2013 19:04

Maybe he's just nervous, it sounds like a great conversation to have!

LetItFlow57 7

Sunday 26 May 2013 19:09

Yeah... you kinda deserved it for phrasing it that way. Hopefully everything will work out.

dspolleke 19

Sunday 26 May 2013 19:15

I wouldn't marry a woman with cold feet..

rg350dx 29

Sunday 26 May 2013 20:05

Exactly. Poor circulation is clearly a sign of a weaker breed of human. We must hunt and eliminate all **** sapiens claiming to have chilly extremities.

Jaxx66 21

Monday 27 May 2013 1:27

50, Could we just take out the ones who conplain about it if we are doing it that way? I hate it when my feet are hot! I cut a hole in my comforter and sewed the edges so i can stick my feet out without my legs getting cold. I cause mine, so would i count??

botanistjessica 24

Monday 27 May 2013 4:35

While that does sound like it works, 80, wouldn't it be easier if you just pulled your comforter up a little farther and stuck your feet out the bottom? That's what I do.

KareBear7364 5

Sunday 26 May 2013 19:16

I'm thinking OP was trying to be funny/cute by saying "I have cold feet." But, wasn't expecting her fiance's reaction to be what it was.

helmiz 17

Sunday 26 May 2013 19:19

you got what you wished for

kemic 7

Sunday 26 May 2013 19:34

Isn't there some old saying about the bride and groom not seeing each other the day before the wedding? I winder if this is part of the reason for that...

VeganVampyre 26

Monday 27 May 2013 3:56

No, it's that the groom isn't supposed to see the bride in her wedding dress until she's walking down the aisle. So the day before is fine, unless she puts her dress on the day before for some reason.

DanqGirlxoxo 13

Sunday 26 May 2013 19:50

You say , "My feet are cold." YDI

Aregonde 15

Sunday 26 May 2013 19:55

Who the hell says, "babe, I have cold feet" instead of "my feet are cold"? The former sounds like a line from a terrible, painfully amateur movie script.