Not now, honey

By rhya4n - 15/05/2012 19:27 - Denmark - Herlev

Today, while I was applying some eyeliner, my cat jumped onto the counter and managed to headbutt me. The wand scratched a good portion of my eyeball, and now for the next few weeks, I will have to deal with the pain of a corneal abrasion. FML
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Trisha_aus 15

Eyeliners are evil...My friend almost had the same thing happen to her..except it wasn't a cat..it was me

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itwasallyellow 0

Were you doing a cat eye? ;)

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2PacMakaveli 0

Is the cat black? Cause thats some bad luck right there.

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Enslaved 36

I heard that in the UK, it's white cats that are considered unlucky. Not sure about Denmark which is where the OP is posting from.(:

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BradTheBrony 19

UMG DATS RASITS

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Michele2luv 8

Pussy is always trying to take someone's eye out. . .

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Honestly_Lainey 21

Cat people -_- They're always complaining about something.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Non-cat people: hating cat people for liking an animal since ancient Egypt.

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TheMathMajor 26

Because a corneal abrasion isn't something to complain about. -.-

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Honestly_Lainey 21

Whoa. Ok. Getting attacked by cat people. Awesome :/ Obviously, I was kidding guys. I'm not stupid. I realize that scraping your eyeball on something would hurt like hell. It was a joke. Lighten the fluff up :)

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Enslaved 36

I once damaged my eye with flying scissors before and you'd be surprised how quickly your eyes will heal. But FYL none the less.

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MerrikBarbarian 9

I have to ask... Flying scissors... In your eye? How the **** does that even happen? O-o

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Enslaved 36

It's a long story..... ***Translation: it's a story that makes me look stupid! :P

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st0815 9

Agreement on this. If you don't do lasting damage, eyes heal amazingly fast. OP, from personal experience with somewhat similar injuries: you'll probably be fine within a few days. So hopefully that's some consolation.

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Mnemosyne_Love 2

Look on the bright side, maybe your cat just thinks you're beautiful the way you are. OP's cat: You *****! Stop piling on all that makeup!! It does nothing for your beautiful eyes! OP: Get out of my way *insert typical cat name here* OP's cat: AHHHHH *attacks OP's face* WHY ARE YOU SO INSECUREEEEE.

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Trisha_aus 15

Insert cat name: Professor Meowington

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alshygirl 14

She might not be able to see the bright side anymore

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blueandpurpleroc 4

This is why animals should never near or in the bathroom. One touch and boom! Blindness.

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MarisaCB 16

My cat did that with mascara, luckily I just ended up with some stripes.

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