Not now, Kelsey

By Amy - 01/04/2011 01:46 - United States

Today, after a huge row with my best friend at school, I hid myself away in the bathroom and quietly sobbed to myself. A kid loudly busted into the stall next to me and took a minute-long shit that sounded like a hailstorm of bullets. The putrid stench made me retch and violently throw up everywhere. FML
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theuglyone906 4

A hailstorm of bullets??? What the **** is that kid eating???

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ptxace 0

That's ****** nasty.

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ohrlynow 9

Dear God, why so descriptive? D: It's raining right now and all I'm imagining is shit falling.

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SnowFlakeInAK 7

Please Kay, kill him quick so it won't spread! Or,prep him for Boners and Doc to eviscerate him!

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ProhibitionRose 14

Wait...did you REALLY post your phone number in your "about me" section?! Soo not only are you dumb...you don't have friends? "Today, I posted my phone number on the Fml Website in hopes that someone besides my mom will text me. FML" >.> <.< get a life dude.

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SnowFlakeInAK 7

And Rose wins! hahaha That was priceless! Maybe,he's hoping for a creeper so he can have his own FML.lol

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RealChinese 7

@rose, do you just stalk people regularly on fml or is it just a coincidence?

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rocketeer_97 1

64- its normal to look at peoples profiles. why do you think everyone even has a profile ? & he obviously doesnt have a life because he has a pic of him with his xbox controller. i hope he gets stalked by someone. thank you kay & rose for putting this guy in his place. also, enough with the freaking pun.

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zelinaaa 0

Rose you know you called!!! Ha;) Why don't you try getting a life instead of looking through people's description of themselves eh??? I'm just saying...:))

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SeaChicken 0

Ever thought of the possibility that someone made this profile using the name and phonenumber of a different person? (Since i'm twisted in many ways, i did this once to a annoying b*tchy girl, posted her phonenumber in a chat with horny old men. Hah, the fun i had!)

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Arraggatis 0

72, as 71 said: It's normal for people to look through profiles.

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DocBastard 38

Seachicken - I did a reverse lookup of the number. Assuming Nick Dunbar is his real name, that's really his number. Nick, I've seen some stupidity here, but this is a whole new, very special flavor of idiocy.

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Doortje 29

Let's all call Nick Dunbar :D Well not me, since I would be calling from the Netherlands and it would cost me way too much, but all you American fellows go ahead. Maybe compliment him on his Justin Bieber hairstyle?

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picklezz123 5

wow this is the 2nd fml on this page with "putrid" fancy wordss

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kjen716 2

That really sucks.

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cyanidesandwich 21

oh i did that in school once, they called me shitty-mcgee

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Pretty_Pink_Lady 10

How embarrassing! Poor Shitty-McGee.

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phuckedlife 0

Boo hoo. Someone shit in a public bathroom, get over it.

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SnowFlakeInAK 7

Oh wow. Your life is over because someone used a toilet stall for it's intended purpose! Maybe,instead of bawling like a sissy,you should have went to your friend and told them what a whiny,over sensitive,high maintenance brat you really are and apologize for being an ass!

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SnowFlakeInAK 7

What'd I say wrong? It related to the OP. On the other hand, Thank you Sirin, I now feel complete having been moderated by you! I bow to your almightyness!!

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heydere 0

sounds like u had a good day

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DynamicDave 11

Haha, I love how descriptive this is! It made me lol. "Hailstorm of bullets" was the best part.

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