Gross, Dentist and Health: Not so white lie - FML

Not so white lie

By mintyfresh - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had to lie to my dentist about how often I brush my teeth. I honestly don't remember the last time I did. FML

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biancagolden 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 9:51

That is actually disgusting. Also, of course YDI. Yuck.

BellaMuerte_fml 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 9:52

That's really, really gross. My five year old sister knows to brush her teeth every day. That's just ridiculous, and completely unhygienic of you, OP. Dental health equates to overall health, you really should work on the whole dental hygiene thing.

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suesblues 0

Friday 30 October 2009 1:28

You are a sick, disgusting pig. Start using basic hygiene!

toombrit 0

Friday 30 October 2009 2:02

thats ******* disgusting! your dirty .

ndirish6012 0

Friday 30 October 2009 2:04

Do you know that the plague in your teeth can eventually make its way into your blood stream and cause blocked arteries, eventually a heart attack or stroke.

ClownSmilely 0

Friday 30 October 2009 2:23

so it's like you've been eating shit sandwiches without the bread huh

mikeymuscles112 0

Friday 30 October 2009 2:32

Dude same here.

quarty165 0

Friday 30 October 2009 2:36

i don't get how this is an fml. you don't brush your teeth. gross, but not something worth pity...

jerrbear618 5

Friday 30 October 2009 2:57

that is repulsively nasty. to the hella. >:&

xveganx 0

Friday 30 October 2009 3:59

Really, you could have just said "I am chronically single and choose to remain that way."

ShenziSixaxis 0

Friday 30 October 2009 5:50

I hope you get a dozen root canals, nasty.

luke_dawg2 0

Friday 30 October 2009 6:19

****** grosssssss! i hope your face rots off!

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