Not so white lie

By mintyfresh - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had to lie to my dentist about how often I brush my teeth. I honestly don't remember the last time I did. FML
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biancagolden 0

That is actually disgusting. Also, of course YDI. Yuck.

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BellaMuerte_fml 0

That's really, really gross. My five year old sister knows to brush her teeth every day. That's just ridiculous, and completely unhygienic of you, OP. Dental health equates to overall health, you really should work on the whole dental hygiene thing.

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laureysa 0

you probably don't have a lover. b/c if you did I don't know how they live with it.

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xApril 0

Um.. Why is this even on here? No one is going to offer you sympathy for THAT.

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cml13 0

hahahahahahahahaha! hot

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GimmeMoe 0

A. *barf* B. I can see how this is a FML. His parents obviously didn't love or respect him enough to teach him the basics of good hygiene. Imagine what else they must have left out. FYL, Mintyfresh.

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MLSxxox 3

yuck!! your mouth must feel and smell absolutely horrible!! i knew someone with black teeth they didnt brush their teeth either START BRUSHING YOUR TEETH!! YDI.

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energyphuck 0

nasty. YDI invest in a toothbrush....maybe two.

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