Not so white lie

By mintyfresh - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had to lie to my dentist about how often I brush my teeth. I honestly don't remember the last time I did. FML
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biancagolden 0

That is actually disgusting. Also, of course YDI. Yuck.

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BellaMuerte_fml 0

That's really, really gross. My five year old sister knows to brush her teeth every day. That's just ridiculous, and completely unhygienic of you, OP. Dental health equates to overall health, you really should work on the whole dental hygiene thing.

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benw2200 0

Who the hell moderated this one? I've seen some stupid fml's, like "I was trying to impress this hot guy/girl, and..", but this one is just dumb. I don't brush my teeth and lie about it, **** my life? How about no..

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ragsy 7

News flash: the dentist knows you are lying. Duh!

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ChickenTenders 6

i actually gagged and vomited at the same time

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bom_bom 0

that tells me more about u...lik gross i bet your ugly

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elgordito_fml 0

thats just straight up plain disgusting, and unhealty and very unhygiene.?

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