Not so white lie

By mintyfresh - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had to lie to my dentist about how often I brush my teeth. I honestly don't remember the last time I did. FML
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biancagolden 0

That is actually disgusting. Also, of course YDI. Yuck.

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BellaMuerte_fml 0

That's really, really gross. My five year old sister knows to brush her teeth every day. That's just ridiculous, and completely unhygienic of you, OP. Dental health equates to overall health, you really should work on the whole dental hygiene thing.

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GriefBacon 0

I'm sure your dentist knew you were lying then. Geez.

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BIEMICHELLE 0

That is the most disgusting thing I have ever read on here. Hopefully your teeth will get yellow, and fall out . Is it that hard to spend at least 2 minutes brushing your teeth? Try it.

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WTFpancakes 0

yeah...how old are you? if your some 3-10 year old okay, but if your any higher you should not be deciding not to, that's just irresponsible

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ginwl 0

Wow, that is DISGUSTING. I thought I was bad because sometimes I don't have a shower for a couple of days, but never brushing your teeth? Yes, society has conditioned me to want pearly-white bright gnashers, hence why I brush 3 times a day, but physical presentation aside- the horrific consequences of not brushing, health-wise! Toothache??

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sydefx 0

I hope you acquire gingivitis and your teeth rot out of their gums.

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MR_Anderson 4

you nasty disgusting thing; you are heinous.

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Bloonbloon 0

"when's the last time you brushed your teeth?" "umm... uh.. yesterday night." "Then why are your teeth yellow?" "I um... well... painted it! Yeah, that's it!"

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idontloveyou_86 0

gross! how can you not brush your teeth? man, if i don't brush my teeth at least twice a day my mouth starts feeling really gross.

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WithoutDoubt27 0

hope all you overbrushers realize you're taking the enamel off your teeth. some sources recommend once a day. twice max. and never right after you eat. this is why some of you that think you take such immaculate care of your teeth still get cavities and others who admit to slacking are cavity-free. once in the morning. BEFORE breakfast. optional before bed - long after dinner. good luck

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