Not so white lie

By mintyfresh - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had to lie to my dentist about how often I brush my teeth. I honestly don't remember the last time I did. FML
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biancagolden 0

That is actually disgusting. Also, of course YDI. Yuck.

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BellaMuerte_fml 0

That's really, really gross. My five year old sister knows to brush her teeth every day. That's just ridiculous, and completely unhygienic of you, OP. Dental health equates to overall health, you really should work on the whole dental hygiene thing.

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zeon_x 0

Do you still have teeth? That's pretty gross

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Ellowise_fml 0

Ummmmmmmm Ewwwwww how is this an FML? more like : hey world, im disgusting!

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Spagneti 0

Therefor, **** his life for being so disgusting. It's logic, my good friend.

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boomstick 0

Well, at least they were at the dentist. I knew a guy whose teeth were MOSSY. He had never been to a dentist in his life. I don't know what his breath smelled like because I refused to go anywhere near him. So while this post is nasty, it could always be worse I guess!

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star_ver 0

You're on a fast track to meth mouth without all the fun of the meth. Seriously though, you should brush more regularly.

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eacync 0

That, is disgusting. And i just love how the OP's username is "mintyfresh".

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soccer_gal6 0

Everyone can tell when you have skipped a day of brushing. Those who skip, I will judge you and will not feel bad.

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cwp318 0

Repulsive. At least brush once a day if you can't handle twice! And if you can't remember the last time you brushed its probably been weeks. EW. Talk about gum disease! As well as several other unrelated health problems. Gross.

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HahaBob 0

That is so disgusting that I brushed my own teeth... That's such a turn off, I hope you dont get laid until you brush your teeth on a regular basis... Ew... >.

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LilaBear 1

That is DISGUSTING. You obviously don't have a gf because nobody would kiss a person who hasn't cleaned their teeth in over a day. And honestly, do you WANT to spend thousands of dollars in dentist bills and have all your teeth replaced?? Do you WANT gum disease? Also, to Tarynkd - actually, going several weeks without washing your hair (especially for guys) is perfectly fine. Our scalps are programmed to over-produce oil because of the amount we wash it, stripping it of its natural oils. Once it realises it doesn't need to over-produce the oil, it stops, and you only need to wash every few weeks. But you do have to go through an initial gross period of your scalp re-adjusting. It may depend on the length of your hair and the type of hair you have. Just like some people have oily/dry skin, some people's scalps are oilier/dryer than others.

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pashachekov 0

lmao I am a girlfriend to a guy who doesn't brush his teeth too often. Not out of laziness, but because he rushes out in the morning, then comes home and passes out, and just forgets to. I can say, I have no problems with it until it reaches about a week. Then it starts to bug me, and I just push him towards the bathroom and tell him to at least use mouthwash before kissing me lmao. Seriously. One or two days with out "minty freshness" won't kill you. You're probably the type who hates onion and garlic breath too, huh?

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