Not so white lie

By mintyfresh - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had to lie to my dentist about how often I brush my teeth. I honestly don't remember the last time I did. FML
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biancagolden 0

That is actually disgusting. Also, of course YDI. Yuck.

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BellaMuerte_fml 0

That's really, really gross. My five year old sister knows to brush her teeth every day. That's just ridiculous, and completely unhygienic of you, OP. Dental health equates to overall health, you really should work on the whole dental hygiene thing.

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FML_FML_FML_721 0

oh and btw this is not an FML...at all your stupid and gross and most likely single

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SarahsWickedGame 0

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zawed 1

... I'm assuming you don't have a girlfriend, because that's just gross and I don't know ANYONE who would want someone like that. =/

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manutd3287 0

I could run 10 miles and my nutsack would still be cleaner than you teeth.

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wordgirl 0

That is extremely gross. Really, really disgustingly gross. Doesn't your mouth taste really nasty to you?

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haneki_fml 0

I bet you gave your girlfriend the worst UTI of her entire life!

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Srain 0

I highly doubt the OP has a girlfriend/boyfriend.

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mendel_fml 0

You want your doctor to give you the best advice/treatment (s)he can, then you withhold vital information from them by lying to them? That's not smart. If you're that scared of your doctor, better switch to one you trust more.

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