Money, Cars and Politics: Not the brightest

Not the brightest

By FJBforever - 13/07/2022 14:00

Today, I thought it would be cool to record an Instagram reel pumping gas and put a recording of Donald Trump saying how Biden’s presidency will cause gas prices to go up. I got so distracted with editing that my gas tank ended up overflowing, and it poured everywhere. I spent all the money I had. FML

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You deserved it 2 695

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Doofus move

By Stickerman - 17/03/2022 14:00

Today, outraged about the high gas prices, I thought it would be funny to buy some stickers of Joe Biden saying, “I did that” to put them on the gas pumps next to the prices. I was caught by the owner, and am no longer welcome in that gas station for “vandalism.” FML

I agree, your life sucks 354

You deserved it 3 004

Another fine mess

By MikeMoosey - 30/12/2008 18:00 - United States

Today, while pumping gas, I stopped to think about what a failure my life is, and how badly I've treated people in my past. While deep in thought, I accidentally pulled the gas pump out too far and covered myself with gasoline. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 549

You deserved it 25 452

By The Drew - 21/09/2012 18:49 - United States

Today, after completely refilling my almost empty gas tank, I witnessed the price flip from $3.69 per gallon to $3.59. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 069

You deserved it 2 666

By crazytortise - 06/10/2016 02:40 - United States

Today, I was syphoning some gas from my truck to my friend's car just enough to get to the gas station. I told my friend to let me know when the gas was coming; he said, "Alright." Suddenly, I got a mouth full of gas because he was on his phone taking a video of me. He got the whole thing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 623

You deserved it 1 676

By AbsentMindedGal - 21/12/2013 09:07 - United States

Today, I stopped at the gas station to fill up my tank and get some snacks. I paid the cashier, then got back into my car, totally forgetting to pump the $50 worth of fuel I'd just prepaid for. Too bad I didn't realize until my car came to a sputtering stop about a mile down the road. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 809

You deserved it 22 653

By Dr_Gip - 18/10/2012 04:50 - United States

Today, I was so engrossed in a phone call that I drove off without pumping gas after I'd prepaid $50. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 935

You deserved it 43 868

Petrol head

By Anonymous - 06/04/2023 06:00 - Australia

Today, while on a road trip with my friends, we stopped at a gas station to fill up. While I was pumping gas, a gust of wind blew my hat off and it landed in a puddle of gasoline. When I picked it up, my hands were covered in gasoline, so I smelled like a gas station for the rest of the trip. FML

I agree, your life sucks 621

You deserved it 224

On yer bike

By Anonymous - 20/10/2019 20:00

Today, I replaced the fog lights on my car and completely filled my gas tank. $50+ later, the transmission decided it wanted to go out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 482

You deserved it 98

By WhoopteeDooDoo - 12/10/2011 22:47 - United States

Today, I pulled into the gas station to fill up only to realize I had forgot my wallet. By the time I went home, got it, and came back, the price had gone up eleven cents. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 313

You deserved it 4 976

By GodMemory_AbsentMind - 21/03/2017 18:00

Today, when paying for gas, I realized I'd forgotten my wallet back home. After a moment of panic, I managed to remember my card number. I paid, blowing the cute cashier's mind, and drove away, before my car started sputtering and slowed to a crawl. I'd used the wrong fuel. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 570

You deserved it 5 094

JackWood 20

Wednesday 13 July 2022 14:04

Stupid is as stupid does, I knew you were stupid when you quoted DT

Michael Sawyer 11

Wednesday 13 July 2022 14:31

You don't make a very good case for Trumpers being smart now do you. Y.D.I. over and over and over again.

Comments

Hangryko 31

Wednesday 13 July 2022 20:20

Fool.

wrenavery90 12

Thursday 14 July 2022 1:33

You're not really expecting sympathy are you???

wysegirl 24

Thursday 14 July 2022 8:36

While both parties are full of idiots, why is a video more important than filling up your tank and moving your car? Trump or Biden we are screwed. The government doesn't care about the people and presidents are pawns. Watch the news and not just one source. Democrat and Republican sites not just one party take bits and pieces of both to find truth.

Marcella1016 31

Friday 15 July 2022 2:00

Shut the **** up. I’m sick of hearing that ******* bullshit you’ve swallowed from stupid social media propaganda. Only one party is stripping people of their rights left and right, literally condemning women to avoidable deaths, attempting to overthrow the government, and just a whole lot of ******* PSYCHO SHIT. Sorry Alan you can delete this but needed to get this off my chest. **** all these stupid ******* assholes who can’t see the difference between “imperfect leaders” and “literal traitors to the ******* country who are evil enough to do anything to anyone to stay in power”. And for the stupidest among you, yes, Republicans are the ******* evil ones, and I’m sick of tiptoeing around this shit in this ******* BIZARRO world they have put us in. **** you, and shut the **** up. Never open your stupid ******* mouth about politics again. Your stupid ******* dumbass complacency helps drive this shit cycle we’re in. You stupid ******* gullible ****. *Sorry again, Alan. After I accepted that I was earning a deleted comment anyway, I just went all in. And once again for good measure. *******. ****. You. **** you. Go read a book and have a nice day.

Marcella1016 31

Friday 15 July 2022 3:05

Ok I feel bad now for taking my frustration out on you at that level. Sorry for the...excessive vent.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Saturday 16 July 2022 20:06

YDI for being a Trumpster. This just shows how stupid they are. You do whatever it takes to make Biden, or any Democrat, look bad, so this is just karma.