Dogs, Cute and Animals: Not the smartest

Not the smartest

By ugh Buck! - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was watching a movie on TV. One of the characters has the same name as my dog, and when his name was called, my dog got so excited that he jumped face-first into my TV. FML

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You deserved it 4 551

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Netherlands

Today, I was out walking my dog. I was throwing a stick in the lake so he could go get it (he loves swimming). A friend called me. After I was done calling, another friend came by, and we talked for a while. When my dog barked, I accidentally threw my iPhone into the water instead of his stick. FML

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By uninvited - 04/02/2016 15:16 - United States - Boston

Today, my parents called me to ask if I could drop my dog off to them on Sunday. They're having a Superbowl party and want to show her off to their guests. My dog is invited, but I'm not. FML

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You deserved it 1 749

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By Morgan - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I lost my dog. I looked around my neighborhood for hours, and found him under my bed asleep when I got home. FML

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You deserved it 30 065

Second class citizen

By crapped on - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my family went on vacation. I had to stay home to take care of everyone's animals. I called my mom, who said she was too busy to talk to me. When my sister asked her who was on the phone, she replied, "The dog sitter." FML

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You deserved it 4 261

Bad boy

By Shiva - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Niort

Today, I cleaned my apartment from top to bottom. Once I was done, I looked over at my puppy, who then woke up, stretched, got out of his basket and started to pee. I shouted, "No!" Scared, he then ran all over the place, still peeing. FML

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You deserved it 9 674

By bigscarypuppy - 22/08/2009 05:39 - United States

Today, my sister went into early labor. Instead of telling me, my mom turned to my dog and said, "Guess what? You're going to be an uncle!" Our dog ranks higher than me in our family's metaphorical food chain. FML

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You deserved it 3 256

Instant cure

By Username - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff

Today, I had been sick all day, so to cheer me up my dad drove me to get ice cream. On our way back, we hit a puppy. FML

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Naughty girl

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I took the dog for a 45 minute walk/jog. She sniffed everything on the ground like she always does. She marked her territory twice, then we finally got home. As soon as I took her off the leash inside, she ran to the kitchen and took a dump right on the kitchen mat. FML

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You deserved it 3 815

By stressedartist - 09/09/2016 12:43 - United States

Today, I ran over Oprah. FML

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You deserved it 70

Bad boy

By MikeIsMaster - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - South Africa

Today, I invited my boss for supper as we get on pretty well. Everything was going well, until my German Shepherd bit him. FML

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vladmire 4

Wednesday 11 September 2013 22:55

The real important thing to ask: is the t.v. Okay?

Neesalun 20

Wednesday 11 September 2013 22:55

Lol! Poor baby!

Comments

JoseIsAdork 31

Thursday 12 September 2013 2:07

lol, hope he is OK, but damn I would have laughed. my dog recently passed away at 12 years old but when I read this all I could think of was my chico doing this because he would have haha. again hope your dog is OK but it made me smile because it reminded me of my dog.

KaylaTackett 18

Thursday 12 September 2013 2:34

Hahahahahahahahaha

alekrentz 1

Thursday 12 September 2013 3:51

Well ****. I'd be excited too.

merryhappy1887 20

Thursday 12 September 2013 4:28

I want your dog lmao that's to funny

MagicMike1496 6

Thursday 12 September 2013 4:58

Is the dog ok?

snippit 18

Thursday 12 September 2013 5:06

This made my day!

krakhd 15

Thursday 12 September 2013 5:15

LMFAO what a stupid dog

alycion 38

Thursday 12 September 2013 5:23

I had two dogs named after characters on shows I would watch all of the time. Pembleton ignored his name, but Diefenbaker would run to the tv every time. It never got old. I would sometimes put on Due South to watch her reaction.