Family and Miscellaneous: Not this again

Not this again

By Kurochrome - 18/07/2011 05:09 - United States

Today, after spending over $1000 on plane tickets, I'm visiting my family for the first time in five years. Two hours after I arrived, everyone is screaming at each other and taking their rage out on me. They still ask why I never visit. FML

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By mariama - 23/01/2013 17:45 - United States

Today, I visited my family. Over the course of 2 hours, my brother punched me, and my mom slapped me across the face after drinking way too much wine. When I started gathering my things to leave, my mom started crying about how I don't visit enough. FML

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By Gloria Lovestar - 03/10/2019 20:00

Today, I visited my in-laws, whom I thought I was on great terms with. I soon learned that wasn't the case when my mother-in-law yelled at me about how I've been abusing her for years. Ten minutes later, she hugged me and asked me for grandkids. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/05/2010 17:12 - Canada

Today, I went to visit my parents after 4 years of not seeing them. They'd moved without telling me. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2021 07:01 - United States - Steele

Today, while at a family reunion, my parents kept bringing up horrible things I did when I was about 4-6 years-old that I've been trying to forget for decades. After a while, I just stormed out. When I came back in the room, my dad had the nerve to ask me why I left and why I wasn't talking to him. FML

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By anon - 16/07/2022 18:00

Today, I've been on vacation with my friend and his family for a week. Apparently, his idea of a vacation includes constant screaming arguments with his wife, while their kids sob in the living room. I tried to take the kids out once and got a lecture on boundaries, which started another huge fight. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/06/2021 00:00 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend's family offered me the trip of a lifetime visiting their families overseas. My mother threw a tantrum, telling me that it was my fault that she was never able to travel, it was my fault that she got pregnant with me and had to marry my abusive father. FML

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By adults acting like children - 17/09/2016 20:31 - United States - Danvers

Today, it's been almost two weeks since any of my relatives have talked to me. They are still mad because I didn't go on a Labor Day trip with them and I've found out why. Apparently, they had plans for me to babysit my younger cousins any time they wanted to do something fun. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/05/2012 11:44 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I had dinner with my family for the first time in a couple of days. My mum and dad spent the majority of the time arguing whether salt or pepper weighed more. This is why I'm not home often. FML

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By homeless4Christmas - 24/12/2009 05:54 - New Zealand

Today, I flew my wife, myself and three kids to pay a surprise visit to my parents who were going to be alone for Christmas. When we arrived, we found out they decided to go on vacation. We have nowhere to go. FML

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By danielle887 - 07/07/2011 05:53 - United States

Today, I decided to pay a surprise visit to my family after I got some work leave. I drove over and knocked on the door, and a young couple answered. Apparently, my entire family decided to move to Texas, and didn't bother to tell me. FML

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TheRealBruce 12

Monday 18 July 2011 12:06

oh noo

Chinnithy 0

Monday 18 July 2011 12:08

Tell them that's why you never visited. Because you just love all the screaming and rage.

Comments

junz_fml 0

Monday 18 July 2011 12:15

Dramatic much?

mrbattleman 10

Monday 18 July 2011 12:16

the dollar sign goes before the number

tennischik211 11

Monday 18 July 2011 14:24

haha I was waiting for someone to say that.

sara117 0

Monday 18 July 2011 14:56

I was thinking the same thing. That bugs me.

mchakkiwala 0

Monday 18 July 2011 12:18

did you steal something from your family 5 years ago?

horrorfreak79nj 2

Monday 18 July 2011 12:26

Tell your family they are living proof that there is indeed a God & he is more than capable of making a few mistakes & has a sense of humor. (Sometimes ya need to use some tough love.)

Petunia888 13

Monday 18 July 2011 14:17

Why did this comment get thumbs down? I thought it was pretty funny, myself. My family kinda sounds like OP's. May have to use that on 'em next time. Lol

horrorfreak79nj 2

Monday 18 July 2011 16:21

Thank crap SOMEONE understands ! (Its not too hard to understand how it received a thumbs down ... I'm sure my comment hit a little too close to home for those people. God their lives must suck...)

partyfool2011 4

Tuesday 19 July 2011 1:49

Thank you, crap.

bwenduh45 7

Monday 18 July 2011 12:31

Defend yourself,let them know that they should be grateful you even came or are alive for that matter.

rachel_potter 13

Monday 18 July 2011 12:46

hey, you could have no family at all

LillitaNiko 2

Monday 18 July 2011 12:55

same shit with me and my family...

tsume24 3

Monday 18 July 2011 12:55

sounds like my daily life, lol. be glad you dong have to put up with it all the time! and hey, I've seen plane tickets more expensive than that...so this isn't a total FYL.