Dentist, Phobias and Kids: Not too fond of the chair

Not too fond of the chair

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my son threw the biggest fit in history about going to the dentist. He broke a whole stack of plates, overflowed the bathtub, let the dog loose, and kicked his father when he tried to calm him down. My son is 17. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/09/2012 05:08 - Canada - Edmonton

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How in hell…?

By Anonymous - 19/06/2013 16:12 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, my 16-year-old son broke two of his fingers playing with Play-Doh. FML

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By mikey51 - 10/03/2012 01:56 - Australia

Today, I was taking a dump, when my dad shouted for me to go wash the dishes. Fed up with his constant shit, I told him to bite me. He took this as an invitation to wedge the bathroom door shut for nearly two hours, despite all my pleas and apologies. FML

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BubbleGrunge 18

Wednesday 6 February 2013 16:10

Sounds like someone still needs his ass whooped! I understand he's 17, but if you want to act like a child than you should be treated like a child!

DDCA 24

Wednesday 6 February 2013 16:10

What a brat.

Comments

Fireful 9

Saturday 16 February 2013 0:33

this reminds me of greatest freakout ever.

VampTat 10

Tuesday 19 February 2013 6:00

Is this Steven's mother? lol

simsgirlgem 25

Wednesday 20 February 2013 19:26

if he isn't special needs spank him then throw him out for a couple nights he'll learn not to throw a tantrum

SinfulEnd 20

Thursday 21 March 2013 16:15

Think on the bright side! only one more year to go before you can leagally kick him to the curb!

KBurns207 17

Friday 14 June 2013 6:13

Maybe you should get your son tested for some mental instability. He's seems bat shit crazy. I've never heard of something like that when the kid is almost an adult. You two need to parent up mofeckle.

toyhenoctus 16

Monday 24 June 2013 15:46

Wow, that's a brat if I ever heard of one but, you should be able to put him in check. My mother wouldn't have tolerated that when I was five never mind seventeen