Dentist, Phobias and Kids: Not too fond of the chair

Not too fond of the chair

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my son threw the biggest fit in history about going to the dentist. He broke a whole stack of plates, overflowed the bathtub, let the dog loose, and kicked his father when he tried to calm him down. My son is 17. FML

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Today, I was taking a dump, when my dad shouted for me to go wash the dishes. Fed up with his constant shit, I told him to bite me. He took this as an invitation to wedge the bathroom door shut for nearly two hours, despite all my pleas and apologies. FML

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Wednesday 6 February 2013 16:10

Sounds like someone still needs his ass whooped! I understand he's 17, but if you want to act like a child than you should be treated like a child!

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Comments

Silentcrafter11 13

Friday 8 February 2013 3:53

Seems like the average 17-year-old.

roninvamp 4

Friday 8 February 2013 4:01

If you didn't give him a belt in the mouth it's your own fault

xs4u 13

Friday 8 February 2013 9:35

slap the teeth out of his mouth. What a worthless brat. 17 yrs old? U sure know how to rear them...

taylorseeey 6

Friday 8 February 2013 10:10

Sounds like me :)

gofuckyourself96 1

Friday 8 February 2013 12:46

he should actually be punched in the face and then make the dentist fix his broken teeth

justin395 3

Friday 8 February 2013 15:57

Next time, try condoms

LovingCFK 8

Friday 8 February 2013 17:44

That is disgusting. 17!?? Congratulations on rearing your very own "Child Called It". Please stop reproducing.

Kevin2869 2

Friday 8 February 2013 21:15

sounds like you've been babying him his whole life

Wordfiend 4

Saturday 9 February 2013 1:45

Look up Borderline Personality Disorder. There are treatments for it, and there is support for you.

yzzami 17

Saturday 9 February 2013 5:24

17 isnt too old for the belt

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