Facebook and Miscellaneous: Not you

Not you

By pandabear - 12/02/2010 19:52 - United Kingdom

Today, I got an alert from Facebook that it was my very popular and attractive classmate's birthday. I decided to be sweet and write "Happy birthday" on her wall, only to notice it wasn't there a few minutes later. I rewrote it again and it disappeared. After three attempts, I took the hint. FML

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By Andrew - 02/01/2014 23:49 - Portugal - Lisbon

Today, I sent a message on Facebook to a girl I really like. She replied, "..." It took me three hours to realize she'd actually written it. I thought it was just Facebook telling me she was typing. FML

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By Sallyfromtheseashore - 01/07/2009 10:43 - United States

Today, I wrote a long wall post on my teachers wall on facebook including how much of a douche I thought she was, I wasn't planning on posting it but did on accident, so I quickly deleted it. I felt pretty clever. Did you know facebook sends you emails including what was written on the post? FML

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By lostlove - 01/10/2011 02:57 - United States

Today, I was trying to find my first message on Facebook. When I was reaching the bottom, I saw a message from my old crush. It contained a paragraph confessing her love for me and asking me to write back. Don't know how I missed that one. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/04/2014 15:30 - United States - Fayetteville

Today, I received a friend request on Facebook from a girl I've had a crush on for a while. As I was about to accept it, it vanished. She explained later that she clicked on my name by accident, and didn't actually want to be friends at all. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2010 05:08 - United States

Today, I asked out my best friend via facebook graffiti. He then accidentally wrote his rejection as his status instead of on my wall. More people liked his status than the number of friends I have on facebook. FML

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Stolen valor

By Anonymous - 09/04/2020 08:00

Today, I was on Facebook when I saw a picture a popular girl I don't talk to had posted of her fake ID. She had used my full name and identical signature. FML

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A date to remember

By Unlovedchild - 21/03/2011 15:03

Today, I found out why my parents forgot my birthday. Facebook didn't remind them. FML

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Treacherous smileys

By Steven - 29/08/2021 20:01 - Canada

Today, I added the wrong reaction to a Facebook post, using the laughing smiley instead of the hug, and only noticed two hours later, when my friend wouldn't talk to me because she thought I like found the fact that her dog died funny. FML

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By Lennie Mcfish - 28/08/2018 01:30

Today, I confessed my love to my crush over text. Later, she posted the message I'd sent her on Facebook and wrote "look at the pathetic man". The post had over 50 laugh reacts. FML

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By TheNaturalOrderofThingsSucks - 11/09/2012 03:13 - United States - Seattle

Today, after pouring my heart out to a beautiful girl on Facebook, and having her return the favor, she typed a final message that read, "That was my friend. Please f*ck off now. Thanks." FML

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luckyducky123 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 2:07

I don't see why she was such a bitch about it. I mean, if she's so popular, your comment won't even show up on her wall in a couple of hours. Besides, it's just "Happy Birthday", it's not like you declared your love for her or something.

turdburgers 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 2:16

Leave one more that says "bitch".

Comments

CharlotteRx 4

Saturday 13 February 2010 12:27

If she doesn't want a good birthday wish, write another comment saying "I hope you die, bitch" Why would you want to talk to someone who doesn't want to talk to you? Spend your time with real friends : )

glen12 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 13:20

ydi for thinking typing happy birthday on someones facebook wall is sweet

artfuldodger2666 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 14:44

no one gives a shit about your facebook comments being deleted.

EmoKidsSayRawr 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 15:05

nldawgsccr22795 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 15:20

wow sucks.she's a botch

marie93uso 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 15:28

just wondering, why did it take 5 times to get the hint? I would think twice would suffice

ctgirl12345 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 15:34

I don't get it

Leroidespinguins_fml 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 16:20

Well if she's just a classmate, meaning you dont really know her exept for i suppose STARING at her, i find it not so strange that she doesnt want your congratulations.