Facebook and Miscellaneous: Not you

Not you

By pandabear - 12/02/2010 19:52 - United Kingdom

Today, I got an alert from Facebook that it was my very popular and attractive classmate's birthday. I decided to be sweet and write "Happy birthday" on her wall, only to notice it wasn't there a few minutes later. I rewrote it again and it disappeared. After three attempts, I took the hint. FML

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By Andrew - 02/01/2014 23:49 - Portugal - Lisbon

Today, I sent a message on Facebook to a girl I really like. She replied, "..." It took me three hours to realize she'd actually written it. I thought it was just Facebook telling me she was typing. FML

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By Sallyfromtheseashore - 01/07/2009 10:43 - United States

Today, I wrote a long wall post on my teachers wall on facebook including how much of a douche I thought she was, I wasn't planning on posting it but did on accident, so I quickly deleted it. I felt pretty clever. Did you know facebook sends you emails including what was written on the post? FML

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By lostlove - 01/10/2011 02:57 - United States

Today, I was trying to find my first message on Facebook. When I was reaching the bottom, I saw a message from my old crush. It contained a paragraph confessing her love for me and asking me to write back. Don't know how I missed that one. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/04/2014 15:30 - United States - Fayetteville

Today, I received a friend request on Facebook from a girl I've had a crush on for a while. As I was about to accept it, it vanished. She explained later that she clicked on my name by accident, and didn't actually want to be friends at all. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2010 05:08 - United States

Today, I asked out my best friend via facebook graffiti. He then accidentally wrote his rejection as his status instead of on my wall. More people liked his status than the number of friends I have on facebook. FML

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Stolen valor

By Anonymous - 09/04/2020 08:00

Today, I was on Facebook when I saw a picture a popular girl I don't talk to had posted of her fake ID. She had used my full name and identical signature. FML

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A date to remember

By Unlovedchild - 21/03/2011 15:03

Today, I found out why my parents forgot my birthday. Facebook didn't remind them. FML

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Treacherous smileys

By Steven - 29/08/2021 20:01 - Canada

Today, I added the wrong reaction to a Facebook post, using the laughing smiley instead of the hug, and only noticed two hours later, when my friend wouldn't talk to me because she thought I like found the fact that her dog died funny. FML

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By Lennie Mcfish - 28/08/2018 01:30

Today, I confessed my love to my crush over text. Later, she posted the message I'd sent her on Facebook and wrote "look at the pathetic man". The post had over 50 laugh reacts. FML

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By TheNaturalOrderofThingsSucks - 11/09/2012 03:13 - United States - Seattle

Today, after pouring my heart out to a beautiful girl on Facebook, and having her return the favor, she typed a final message that read, "That was my friend. Please f*ck off now. Thanks." FML

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luckyducky123 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 2:07

I don't see why she was such a bitch about it. I mean, if she's so popular, your comment won't even show up on her wall in a couple of hours. Besides, it's just "Happy Birthday", it's not like you declared your love for her or something.

turdburgers 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 2:16

Leave one more that says "bitch".

Comments

hockeykid30 1

Saturday 13 February 2010 3:45

watta bitch

taradaniellexo 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 3:49

that's just wierd n ignorant. is she scared to say thank you? she's doesn't want a conversation to start up I guess.. I hate when ppl think they're too good for you

owlsong 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 3:50

People actually delete messages like "happy birthday"? what arrogant douchebags, just comment with "I hope you choke on something today." If they don't want your good wishes, then **** them.

skyeyez9 24

Saturday 13 February 2010 3:59

Apparently her ego is so inflated, that she thinks she's too good to have you write on her facebook wall. Stuck up bitch, she will end up fat and ugly one day.

skyeyez9 24

Saturday 13 February 2010 4:03

I fail to understand how snotty, arrogant, sanctimonious bitches are 'popular' in school. They seem to me the type you would want nothing to do with. OP if you are still in HS, life gets alot better once you graduate.

x_t_i_n_c_t 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 4:06

two sides of the story :- 1. You must have done something wrong that she couldnt even see your name.. lol 2.There are Some species in human race who are real sick, full of attitude and ego ... and proudy for nothing... and i am sure she must be one of them ...

hpotterluvr 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 4:06

she's a bitch

hedgehogs 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 4:11

She's not good enough to be your friend. Give up and stick to people who are nice to you. Maybe if you're lucky, you'll be around to see karma taking its inevitable toll on her.

sh3pherdd 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 4:13

well.. it never listed his/her gender so it could've been a boy or a girl that did it.. i'm not sure why everyones assuming it's a girl. idk if i'd delete it but then again i'm a nice person. back to the matter at hand i do this but only if i actually know the person or have talked with them at some point. getting wished a happy birthday from an unattractive person in low social standing that you don't even know... is pretty awkward...