Nothing better to do

By Anonymous - 28/03/2012 06:57 - United States

Today, I spent 3 hours trying to read my dog's mind. FML
I agree, your life sucks 8 162
You deserved it 40 316

Same thing different taste

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saIty 17

"Why is my master looking at m-SQUIRRAL!!!!!"

missyj0 12

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Snafuusmc 12

I see no problem here or you were just oh so very bored.Then again for three hours? That may be too much.

I did that once to my cat then she gave this look a like I'll kill you if you don't stop

I don't even spend that long reading a book.

And what did you find out about your dog?

Here OP, let me save you some time: "Did I eat today? I hope so. Man, I really need to lick myself. I wonder if there is anything to chase outside? Why the hell is this asshole staring at me like that? I haven't chewed anything or shit on the carpet lately. Hey, what's that smell? Why does my butt itch? Maybe I need to drag it across the carpet, but that really pisses my Master off. I need to hump something. I think I'll lick my ass, then lick his face. That is a ******* riot. He thinks I lick his face because I love him. Did I eat today?" There, now you know what your dog is thinking.

You have too much time on your hands.