Embarrassing, Porn and Intimacy: Now casting

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By WhyAppleWhy - 01/09/2012 23:14 - United States - Sarasota

Today, I was watching some pretty intense porn on my Macbook. I unplugged the second monitor so I could lie on my bed. Instead of defaulting to the screen, Airplay somehow synced it to the living room TV, where the rest of my family was watching a movie. FML

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By ConfusedDad - 29/12/2013 07:01 - United States

Today, I went to my bedroom for some alone time while my daughter watched TV. I didn't realize that my iPad was still connected to the Apple TV, until I hit play on some porn and heard a scream from the other room. FML

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Now watching

By Anonymous - 14/01/2011 23:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML

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Five knuckle shuffle

By Anonymous - 26/09/2023 06:00

Today, I set up an office laptop remotely from home. My own laptop screen sat next to that laptop screen. I wanted to wank so opened some porn on my own screen. Then my boss called and said, "There's smut playing on this laptop." Wrong screen, and my work PC was in console mode, so people had gathered to watch. FML

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You deserved it 969

Caught in the act

By MeAgainDr - 08/08/2023 04:00 - Australia - Perth

Today, I was taking advantage of an empty house to try and re-spark my sex drive. Despite my best efforts, I got bored and started watching something else, but when my housemate returned suddenly, I panicked - gave a guilty shout and fumbled my dick away as I changed the monitor over - back to porn. FML

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You deserved it 755

By Anonymous - 24/04/2009 20:21 - Canada

Today, I was getting ready for bed, when I decided to watch some porno on the computer. Suddenly someone from my messenger list says, "You might want to turn off the 'What You're Listening To' option if you're watching porn." I snapped and exited the porn. 63 people saw. FML

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Surprise !

By Shrekkk - 02/07/2019 06:14

Today, I accidentally connected my phone to my mum's headphones while watching porn. FML

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Caught spunk-handed

By Anonymous - 28/07/2020 23:01

Today, I was watching porn in the living room with the volume turned up, because I was under the impression that my family had already left for vacation. It turns out my cousin and his girlfriend were upstairs the entire time. FML

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On a loop

By Anonymous - 28/10/2023 05:00 - United States - St Louis

Today, I got home after a long day and decided to unwind a bit. I put some porn on the TV but promptly fell asleep. I woke up three hours later to the same video playing, but realized a had left my blinds open. I broadcasted three hours of Athena Faris having sex to my whole street. FML

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You deserved it 472

By monty - 09/03/2009 02:53 - United States

Today, I was babysitting for my mom's coworkers two little boys. they went to bed around 9 and I was watching a movie on HBO. I fell asleep before the movie was over. I woke up to the parents walking into the house. I looked at the TV, and porn was on. FML

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You deserved it 13 426

By Anonymous - 10/07/2015 18:19 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML

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MolesterStallone 13

Sunday 2 September 2012 9:48

Did your family think it was pretty intense too?

Shadow_Blues 10

Sunday 2 September 2012 9:48

Family Movie Night just got a lot more interesting... xD

Comments

zandalee 19

Sunday 2 September 2012 9:54

Omg. You will never ever live this down. How will you ever be able to look anyone in your family in the eye again? I think your new nickname will be Jack.

pokefan813 16

Sunday 2 September 2012 22:37

Because everyone has money for two laptops...

outoftown 26

Sunday 2 September 2012 23:07

#93, You have a point about the problems of mixing business/family/personal on laptops. Same goes for phones. The reality, though, is that unless you can afford three of each AND carry three of each at all times AND you sync them meticulously AND you never forget which is which ... you end up with FML.

Dnigz13 4

Sunday 2 September 2012 10:04

Technology now a days, you'd still be safer thumbing through a magazine or putting on a dvd lol

kasso29 11

Sunday 2 September 2012 10:05

All I can say is, embarrassing! Ouch, I hope your family will just joke about it and shake it off. FYL.

kakarot2 11

Sunday 2 September 2012 10:11

Get it? Shake it off? no? Ok....

shawnaishere 14

Sunday 2 September 2012 10:21

Pun intended?

lowshadows 21

Sunday 2 September 2012 10:05

your username makes this FML funnier ha ha ha ha ha!

cartooncharacter 9

Monday 3 September 2012 3:13

You can change it when posting an FML, at least I have the option. I'm on iPhone app though.

ericaleigh808 0

Sunday 2 September 2012 10:12

haha yeaa airplay can get you in some real trouble

GovernorGeneral 8

Sunday 2 September 2012 10:13

Aw boo wheres the guy who commented 'LOL.' i had something to say to his comment . =3= On another note..ain't **** the perfect thing to watch with your family. Apple = 1 Masturbators =0