Embarrassing, Porn and Intimacy: Now casting

Now casting

By WhyAppleWhy - 01/09/2012 23:14 - United States - Sarasota

Today, I was watching some pretty intense porn on my Macbook. I unplugged the second monitor so I could lie on my bed. Instead of defaulting to the screen, Airplay somehow synced it to the living room TV, where the rest of my family was watching a movie. FML

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By ConfusedDad - 29/12/2013 07:01 - United States

Today, I went to my bedroom for some alone time while my daughter watched TV. I didn't realize that my iPad was still connected to the Apple TV, until I hit play on some porn and heard a scream from the other room. FML

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Now watching

By Anonymous - 14/01/2011 23:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML

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Five knuckle shuffle

By Anonymous - 26/09/2023 06:00

Today, I set up an office laptop remotely from home. My own laptop screen sat next to that laptop screen. I wanted to wank so opened some porn on my own screen. Then my boss called and said, "There's smut playing on this laptop." Wrong screen, and my work PC was in console mode, so people had gathered to watch. FML

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You deserved it 969

Caught in the act

By MeAgainDr - 08/08/2023 04:00 - Australia - Perth

Today, I was taking advantage of an empty house to try and re-spark my sex drive. Despite my best efforts, I got bored and started watching something else, but when my housemate returned suddenly, I panicked - gave a guilty shout and fumbled my dick away as I changed the monitor over - back to porn. FML

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You deserved it 755

By Anonymous - 24/04/2009 20:21 - Canada

Today, I was getting ready for bed, when I decided to watch some porno on the computer. Suddenly someone from my messenger list says, "You might want to turn off the 'What You're Listening To' option if you're watching porn." I snapped and exited the porn. 63 people saw. FML

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Surprise !

By Shrekkk - 02/07/2019 06:14

Today, I accidentally connected my phone to my mum's headphones while watching porn. FML

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Caught spunk-handed

By Anonymous - 28/07/2020 23:01

Today, I was watching porn in the living room with the volume turned up, because I was under the impression that my family had already left for vacation. It turns out my cousin and his girlfriend were upstairs the entire time. FML

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On a loop

By Anonymous - 28/10/2023 05:00 - United States - St Louis

Today, I got home after a long day and decided to unwind a bit. I put some porn on the TV but promptly fell asleep. I woke up three hours later to the same video playing, but realized a had left my blinds open. I broadcasted three hours of Athena Faris having sex to my whole street. FML

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You deserved it 472

By monty - 09/03/2009 02:53 - United States

Today, I was babysitting for my mom's coworkers two little boys. they went to bed around 9 and I was watching a movie on HBO. I fell asleep before the movie was over. I woke up to the parents walking into the house. I looked at the TV, and porn was on. FML

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You deserved it 13 426

By Anonymous - 10/07/2015 18:19 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML

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MolesterStallone 13

Sunday 2 September 2012 9:48

Did your family think it was pretty intense too?

Shadow_Blues 10

Sunday 2 September 2012 9:48

Family Movie Night just got a lot more interesting... xD

Comments

annihil8or 15

Sunday 2 September 2012 14:48

Just another reason not to buy overpriced crap from apple

pervy_ninja 3

Sunday 2 September 2012 15:27

I'm pretty sure Steve Jobs is laughing at you from behind the grave.

annie_nk 22

Sunday 2 September 2012 15:33

I don't speak "Apple" so words like Airplay and why he had two monitors confuses me.

raraisbang 12

Sunday 2 September 2012 15:40

You can have two monitors with PC as well. Many people do that, especially gamers.

MissingNO123 7

Sunday 2 September 2012 15:56

Airplay - broadcasts whatever is on your screen to the nearest tv with an appleTV plugged into it

dwc2134 5

Sunday 2 September 2012 20:54

Why would anyone think this was a good idea? I would think you would want to keep your private computer, well, private.

Oceanlondon 5

Sunday 2 September 2012 15:44

Go jimmy go! WTF!!!

Lord_Nord 4

Sunday 2 September 2012 15:53

Omg that sucks!!!!!

Glambert_lover 5

Sunday 2 September 2012 15:56

Damn bro

adrianasofias 3

Sunday 2 September 2012 16:12

Family **** Night! hahahahaha xD

RedPillSucks 31

Sunday 2 September 2012 16:17

By the way, your neighbor, who usually uses your unprotected WIFI is shocked and dismayed that you were watching so much ****. His wife seemed intrigued.

FeroniaMoonscyth 2

Sunday 2 September 2012 18:03

I didn't even know my iPod Touch could do this but I think I may have flashed a photo of a cat up on someone's AppleTV one time... Not even sure but I was pretty freaked as this is the closest Internet to my house :/