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By WhyAppleWhy - 01/09/2012 23:14 - United States - Sarasota

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Today, I was watching some pretty intense porn on my Macbook. I unplugged the second monitor so I could lie on my bed. Instead of defaulting to the screen, Airplay somehow synced it to the living room TV, where the rest of my family was watching a movie. FML
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MolesterStallone 13

Did your family think it was pretty intense too?

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Shadow_Blues 10

Family Movie Night just got a lot more interesting... xD

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bulbul116_fml 4

love the technology :)

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spiritfang11237 16

Don't worry...OP was just showing his family what happens after the Happly Ever After.

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N3766 20

Been several times seen FML related to Apple recently.

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N3766 20

Unfinished comment is unfinished. I want to say scumbag Apple but their fanboys will.... So I just........

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SerendipityRose 26

*Yoda voice* Wrote that sentence incorrectly, you did...

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N3766 20

Sorry, it is hard to do it because of my lag of English as I am not native, Grammar Nazis are welcome to punish me.

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outoftown 26

Seen a lot of Apple product FMLs when moderating. I put it down to a desire to brag and complain at the same time. Most refer to user idiocy, not Apple product failure -- the "more money than sense" meme.

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heidiT 4

You obviously have no girlfriend or life.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

So, people who pleasure themselves are no-life freaks now?

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heidiT 4

No but who the hell does it while their familys around? Ppl who do that shit are desperate and have no respect

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THE_A_TEEN 27

It's in their privacy of their own rooms. Plus, the majority of people have masturbated with family around the house. But honestly, why do you care? It's their decision to do so in their own privacy, who are you to judge?

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emilyjgraham 34

54, if he's in the privacy of his bedroom he should be allowed to do that. Who says a person can't pound one out just because others are in the same house as them? May I also ask, how is it disrespectful? Everyone has done it before!

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fadingaway 17

@34 Everyone. OP was in his own room, a perfectly normal place to jerk off even when there are other people in the house.

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RedPillSucks 31

Not anymore. With Airplay, there's is no expectation of privacy. We're one step closer to the Borg. Big brother is watching and he's grossed out. As soon as he stops gagging, he'll be coming for you.

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SammyS2012 21

You can touch yourself even if you have a boyfriend/girlfriend; it's normal to do and healthy even and certainly doesn't mean that he doesn't have a life.

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RedPillSucks 31

This would be funnier if it was posted by the guy with the Wankel engine rotor as his profile pic. Ok, maybe that was just me that thought this.

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ohyeaaaaaaash 0

Why are you even masterbating with your family in the house anyway

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ZingZilla 8

Stop being a prude. You would be mortified at the rather large number of people that do actually tug on off whilst mummy and daddy are downstairs. (I can only hypothise that it would be a rather large number)

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dead247 13

I've done it plenty of times. I also have a lock on my door. I made sure to buy one with a lock after the old one broke.

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LennyComa 39

2 types of men in World, wankers and liars. But seriously FYL

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AlexRen 21

You know what else sucks that apple has, is that god damn iCloud, no I don't want pics of me going to everybody-.-

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TheEpicMilkMan 13

thats going to be an awkward next encounter :3

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