Relatable, Awkward and Love: Now you know - FML

Now you know

By FuckfaceSteve - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Chester-le-street

Today, the girl I like finally replied to a text I sent a week ago. Her reply was: "Don't ever text me again, fuckface." FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 304

You deserved it 4 566

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Top comments

heyheyheyyall 14

Monday 2 February 2015 0:15

If she's that much of a bitch, it's a good thing you're not involved

Roythetickler 21

Monday 2 February 2015 0:15

What did you send her

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Laxinitup 18

Monday 2 February 2015 11:08

Well that escalated quickly.

Jenniesaurus 14

Monday 2 February 2015 11:59

She's either incredibly rude, that was one of her friends/boyfriend replying or you've done something to make her call you that. Without knowing the whole story I can't really vote this FML or YDI

chosha_fml 26

Monday 2 February 2015 14:16

At least you know. Now go like a girl who doesn't treat people like crap.

born_hustla 26

Monday 2 February 2015 14:23

What did you text her? And how did you get the number of the girl you like that hates you ?

G00N3R 19

Monday 2 February 2015 20:57

She still didn't say no....

morgasshk 14

Monday 2 February 2015 23:34

I don't get the problem, sounds like a face ******* invitation right there!

Bidnitch 3

Tuesday 3 February 2015 4:32

X

Jhx980 4

Tuesday 3 February 2015 8:10

My life in a sentence ?

GSPiFunny 13

Tuesday 3 February 2015 17:06

A bitch slap for a bitch.

lent 5

Wednesday 4 February 2015 4:46

Classy chick :

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Today, I told my guy friend to not put pictures of me on his story when we hang out, to which he replied, “You rejected me, but you continue to ask about my friends. For some reason you refuse to help me out with yours. At least some other girl I know will think I’m a catch for hanging with you.” FML

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Today, I realised I may have a drinking problem when the recycling bin was due to go out and I physically couldn’t move the bin. I thought my kids might have put a rock in there but no, it was weighed down by the sheer weight of two weeks worth of wine bottles. FML

I agree, your life sucks 135

You deserved it 776

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Nice try, guy.

I agree, your life sucks 301

You deserved it 102

Today, I was showing my new iPhone case to my friends, saying how it was scratchproof, shockproof, and waterproof. I demonstrated it by dropping it on the sidewalk from about 5 feet. It bounced onto the road. Apparently, its not truck-proof. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 353

You deserved it 105 077

Today, my unemployed mother decided to yet again stay home and drink heavily. So far she's kicked me out of the house, tipped over our sofa, and thrown her vibrator out the window. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 040

You deserved it 1 939

Today, the main cause of my recent boost in anxiety is in fact the amount of debt that going to a therapist in the first place has put me in. I guess he did help me find the main cause of my emotional issues. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 978

You deserved it 429

Today, I was mauled by my own dog. I own a Chihuahua. FML

I agree, your life sucks 989

You deserved it 1 240

Today, I stumbled across "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo" on TV and realized that these awful freaks are going to make more money than I ever will. FML

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You deserved it 3 154