Relatable, Awkward and Love: Now you know - FML

Now you know

By FuckfaceSteve - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Chester-le-street

Today, the girl I like finally replied to a text I sent a week ago. Her reply was: "Don't ever text me again, fuckface." FML

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Top comments

heyheyheyyall 14

Monday 2 February 2015 0:15

If she's that much of a bitch, it's a good thing you're not involved

Roythetickler 21

Monday 2 February 2015 0:15

What did you send her

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Laxinitup 18

Monday 2 February 2015 11:08

Well that escalated quickly.

Jenniesaurus 14

Monday 2 February 2015 11:59

She's either incredibly rude, that was one of her friends/boyfriend replying or you've done something to make her call you that. Without knowing the whole story I can't really vote this FML or YDI

chosha_fml 26

Monday 2 February 2015 14:16

At least you know. Now go like a girl who doesn't treat people like crap.

born_hustla 26

Monday 2 February 2015 14:23

What did you text her? And how did you get the number of the girl you like that hates you ?

G00N3R 19

Monday 2 February 2015 20:57

She still didn't say no....

morgasshk 14

Monday 2 February 2015 23:34

I don't get the problem, sounds like a face ******* invitation right there!

Bidnitch 3

Tuesday 3 February 2015 4:32

X

Jhx980 4

Tuesday 3 February 2015 8:10

My life in a sentence ?

GSPiFunny 13

Tuesday 3 February 2015 17:06

A bitch slap for a bitch.

lent 5

Wednesday 4 February 2015 4:46

Classy chick :

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