Relatable, Awkward and Love: Now you know - FML

Now you know

By FuckfaceSteve - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Chester-le-street

Today, the girl I like finally replied to a text I sent a week ago. Her reply was: "Don't ever text me again, fuckface." FML

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You deserved it 4 568

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Top comments

heyheyheyyall 14

Monday 2 February 2015 0:15

If she's that much of a bitch, it's a good thing you're not involved

Roythetickler 21

Monday 2 February 2015 0:15

What did you send her

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vikky538 28

Monday 2 February 2015 2:33

better luck next time Steve...

Leanne798 25

Monday 2 February 2015 2:37

Yeah I feel like we need more info on this one...

buymevickis92 26

Monday 2 February 2015 3:08

that was really mean and uncalled for. if she didn't want to talk she could of politely said so that day. sorry OP

HallahBackGirl 12

Monday 2 February 2015 3:13

If she ever does fall for you, you could use this against her.

aqsh 3

Monday 2 February 2015 3:22

You probably said or did something creepy like send her a nude

Solano2580 24

Monday 2 February 2015 3:31

Maybe that was her boyfriend

speakfreely 21

Monday 2 February 2015 3:53

You didn't deserve that. Forget her

tigerisabelle 31

Monday 2 February 2015 3:54

What the hell did you do? Or why is she such a crazy bitch?

anthony99 14

Monday 2 February 2015 4:27

She totally wants you dude

StickyPickles 33

Monday 2 February 2015 5:00

Cuntbag

LaurenRoxsU 9

Friday 6 February 2015 4:52

@45, Keep it classy, Sticky Pickles. Keep it classy.

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