Nutella then?

By meeee - 21/03/2013 10:01 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I got into a serious argument and he stormed out of the house mad. Why? I wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of his knob. FML
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HowieDoIt 21

Would she prefer whipped cream and nuts?

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perdix 29

What's wrong with you? Chocolate syrup is so great, I'll bet a lot of dudes who aren't even gay would lick it off. Not me, I'm on a diet.

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mkcherry 14

this is confusing. Is this his 10 millionth time and 10 millionth way of asking for a ********. Or were you innocently sitting on the couch and he barged in trying to stick his chocolate covered penis in your mouth? Either way if someone doesn't want to have sex with him, he's an idiot for storming out like a damn child. On the flip side you should probably try to be more open minded and sexually available. I can count on 1 hand the amount of times I've turned my s/o down and we've been together for a few years. Sexual frustration leads to two places cheating or break ups (usually both). If you're never open minded he'll probably just think you're a shrew and leave.

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iwadasn 32

That's a horrible, horrible way to view relationships. It pretty much boils down to "Don't turn me down for sex or I"ll cheat on you." That's emotional blackmail and it's not healthy for either partner.

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charvisioku 22

What? If not having sex with your partner often is a reason for them to leave, then it's not a serious relationship. How manipulative are you?

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flockz 19

damn that was sounding pretty hot until you mentioned banana peels. weirdest boner killer ever.

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80sgurl 15

If he gets mad about that, he's being immature. But I have to say, chocolate is good, and it surely sweetens up your sex life.

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OptimusVader 23

At least he didn't want her to lick it off his butthole.

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gnas_fml 4

i dont understand why the OP wouldnt do it.

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d3athg0dd355 4

With ur bf on this one, its fun and sexual...y wouldn't u want to? Boring sex is like no sex...so he'll prolly look elsewhere! If u wanna keep what u have, give it a shot!

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BobbieH 19

Are you allergic to chocolate? I can't see any reason otherwise to say no. If you won't accept and participate in your partners fantasies, they will eventually find someone who will.

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32510forever 10

maybe she had a long day and just, at that moment, didn't feel like giving her guy a *******? but, oh no, that's too far-fetched..

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itsjusyme 11

That was just the straw, it's part of a bigger issue my dear!

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