Sex and Intimacy: Nutella then?

Nutella then?

By meeee - 21/03/2013 10:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I got into a serious argument and he stormed out of the house mad. Why? I wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of his knob. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 20/08/2012 12:12 - United States - Worcester

Today, my husband had a temper tantrum because I wouldn't get him a chocolate bar at the store register. FML

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By Popscene - 26/09/2012 09:06 - Australia - Gold Coast

Today, my boyfriend and I got into an argument; however, his new-found passion for hardcore rapping meant that he tried to "diss" me using bad rhymes and ill thought-out putdowns. It was ridiculous, and didn't really make any sense, so I started giggling. He stormed off, grumbling. FML

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Equality

By Anonymous - 04/12/2011 07:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was disgusted because I dropped a Skittle on the floor and ate it. He thought peeing on me in the shower was just fine. FML

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By Tallulah - 29/07/2011 06:56 - United Kingdom

Today, after eating out with my boyfriend, we went for a drive, but ended up getting into an argument. I reached back to grab my bag and storm out of the car. He thought I was trying to take the restaurant's doggy bag and lunged at me. My boyfriend would rather save chicken than our relationship. FML

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By jaxattax - 20/10/2009 20:17 - United States

Today, my boyfriend gave me a fancy chocolate candy and I got angry at him for forgetting that I'm allergic to chocolate and threw the candy into the garbage disposal. Turns out, he had spent a ton of money getting a chocolatier to put an engagement ring inside the candy that I just destroyed. FML

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Funky

By Cleanfreak? - 25/06/2017 00:00 - Denmark - ?lborg

Today, I got into an argument, followed by the silent treatment from my boyfriend, because I told him that he should change his underwear daily. FML

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My chocolate

By oops - 31/12/2019 05:00

Today, I was being playful with my boyfriend and put a chocolate between my legs. He bit the chocolate. My lips too... FML

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By nokeys - 02/04/2009 20:16 - United States

Today, I got into a huge fight with my boyfriend after driving 200 miles to see him. While arguing, I told him I never wanted to see him again and left after slamming the front door. I left my car keys in his kitchen. FML

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This ain't working out

By just a reaction - 17/08/2020 23:09

Today, my boyfriend and I got into a heated argument. He raised his hand like he was going to hit me. Having been hit by my ex before, I panicked and instinctively kicked his legs out from under him. He then dumped me because he said he was just gonna scare me, but I used real violence on him. FML

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That Joke Isn't Funny Anymore

By JustAJokeMan - 03/03/2023 06:00 - United States - Miami

Today, I realized how visibly upset my boyfriend got whenever a certain female friend leaves. When my other friend and I teased him about secretly being in love with her, he completely lost it. He threw a temper tantrum, spilled milkshake all over the floor, and stormed out of the mall. It was just a joke. FML

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HowieDoIt 21

Thursday 21 March 2013 16:18

Would she prefer whipped cream and nuts?

perdix 29

Thursday 21 March 2013 16:25

What's wrong with you? Chocolate syrup is so great, I'll bet a lot of dudes who aren't even gay would lick it off. Not me, I'm on a diet.

Comments

parkwaydrive7 9

Friday 22 March 2013 5:10

Lol oh god, that's an image I didn't want

freshko21 6

Friday 22 March 2013 5:39

I'd be mad af too Op. Take care of your man!

Joe9024 20

Friday 22 March 2013 7:18

That's some nasty shit 74

Omniprism 14

Friday 22 March 2013 17:06

Why not?

Cut3yPi3 7

Friday 22 March 2013 22:33

Mmmm, chocolate and cream. Lol

Mauskau 35

Saturday 23 March 2013 1:49

I read this as "dad" at first and was very very confused. I need to pay more attention :x

ohhitsher 5

Saturday 23 March 2013 5:27

-.- are you serious.

ZombieKitteh 8

Saturday 23 March 2013 9:18

You refused to do that? That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. Why on earth? why????

wanderingshopper 13

Sunday 24 March 2013 21:34

Geez you can't play with your boyfriend??

SteezySon 3

Friday 29 March 2013 8:25

Show some Easter spirit!! ;)

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