Nutella then?

By meeee - 21/03/2013 10:01 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I got into a serious argument and he stormed out of the house mad. Why? I wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of his knob. FML
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HowieDoIt 21

Would she prefer whipped cream and nuts?

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perdix 29

What's wrong with you? Chocolate syrup is so great, I'll bet a lot of dudes who aren't even gay would lick it off. Not me, I'm on a diet.

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MDTeddy 13

A lot of people in he comments see no problem with this. I find it ******* weird that he did that. Also, that is no reason to be upset about. She said no now clean yourself up and never do that again. Maybe there would be a better chance withoutfood involved.

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charvisioku 22

Why is it weird? Do you usually find oral sex weird? If not, there's no reason to think this is; if anything it would make it easier for people who don't like giving it. There are much stranger fetishes out there.

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jelly713 19

I agree 122, I think it's weird he didn't confirm with OP first before barging in like that. Should have checked if OP had a long day, or was in the mood for that. He should have some class and ask first.

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otecasacid 22

assuming you had sexuality in your relationship, and you werent the kind of girl who was scared to hold his hand in public because "people might get the wrong idea", why the hell not? It was a nice gesture, guys know girls love chocolate. shoulda been a winwin

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egrudy 9

What's a matter you don't like chocolate?

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buddy51 23

OP- your bf's a chocolate-syrup covered dick! Good you said no to his little high-carb knob-licking scheme! You're better off without him and his confectionary fetishes!! First a choc-knob, then a marzipan *****! After that, who knows where this could have gone!! Change your locks, keep him gone. You'll be a happier woman with fewer cavities and better health!!!

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aliciaanomalyyxo 12

Why not?!

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meintx 9

I can understand maybe not being in the mood, but it was chocolate. Hmm... not sure I've ever turned down chocolate. But I think we are missing a lot of info here. Was the chocolate a bribe for you're lack of oral satisfaction? Was he simply trying to add some flair to your foreplay? Or does he just take for granted that you will blow him whenever based on previous history?

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unwantedmemories 5

Well, I don't get why you turned him down. I never turned down a chocolate offer ever. Especially on the hindsight of having sexual intimacy/pleasing my guy to make him feel better etc.. I LOVE CHOCOLATE!

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KingCeltic77 18

That's how the "Chocolate" Guy from Spongebob gives blows.

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freshko21 6

Is that you in this picture? You are beautiful!! I would so take you out for Ice cream!

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