Animals: Nutritional goodness

Nutritional goodness

By homedoggieo - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was eating a croissant. After eating half of it and was about to take another bite, a spider crawled out of one of the holes of flaky deliciousness and descended down a thread of web to the table, where it scuttled away. There was a whole family of them living in there. FML

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By somuchforthat - 19/02/2010 07:38 - Australia

Today, I woke up and found a small leg of what used to belong to a spider on the corner of my mouth. FML

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By yuckspider - 20/04/2009 00:17 - United States

Today, I saw a spider crawling on the floor but had nothing to kill it with and it hid somewhere. So, I got dressed and went out and come home for a shower, and as I'm taking off my undies, something crushed and black fell out. It was the spider and he had been in my underwear the entire day. FML

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By pinkXpress1023 - 08/07/2013 18:55 - United Kingdom

Today, I had the opportunity to taste a live spider by walking into its web in the dark. FML

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Happy meal

By ollierocks96 - 17/12/2009 21:43 - United States

Today, I was eating lunch outside with my friends, when a spider fell on one guy's back. I glanced at it and opened my mouth to warn him when another guy flicked it and it went into my mouth. I can still taste it. FML

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Freaked

By AussieGirl - 21/11/2009 11:40 - Australia

Today, as I put on my pajamas, a large spider ran down my leg. After freaking out, killing it, and recomposing myself, I went to the bathroom. As I sat down to go to the toilet, I looked up to see hundreds of baby spiders hanging over my head. FML

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By buttercup92 - 31/05/2016 03:45 - United States - San Antonio

Today, while hiking, I walked face first into a spider web. Freaking out, I shook my hair out in case there was a spider. Later on in the day the spider fell from my hair into my food. FML

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By Arachnaphobe - 03/06/2016 22:14 - United States - Bloomington

Today, a large spider climbed inside my lunchbox while my mom was making me sandwiches. She didn't tell me about it until after I got home from school, though, and only because I mentioned a strange aftertaste in the sandwiches. She said she didn't want me to worry over lunch because she knows I hate spiders. FML

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By HighasaCloud - 10/12/2016 02:38

Today, while typing at my desk, I leaned back in my chair to stretch my arms. A spider dangling from the ceiling must have been watching me since it had perfect timing on its descent right into my open yawning mouth. FML

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Juicy breakfast

By Anonymous - 07/01/2022 01:01 - Canada - Warman

Today, I woke up to a spider crawling across my face. I was so shocked that my new house had spiders, I jumped up out of bed, only to slip on the floor and land face down onto the bed. Wouldn't you know it, right where the spider was at that point. I can still taste the juice I squished out of it. FML

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Sorry, dude

By Aussie mate - 24/09/2020 08:01 - Australia

Today, I got up and started getting ready for work. As I entered the bathroom, I noticed a moth in the shower. Feeling generous, I caught the moth in a cup and took it to the front porch. I released the moth and watched it fly away… into a giant spider and its web. FML

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KiwiBlu 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 9:48

That is one of the most disgusting things I have ever heard.

JayCanDance 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 9:49

Oh my god. Thank you for the nightmares I'm sure to have.

Comments

sarah2144 14

Wednesday 15 July 2009 16:46

Wow, that's disgusting. FYL. Make sure you tell the seller what happened and demand a refund.

plexico 3

Wednesday 15 July 2009 16:49

Spiders? Big deal. Thank God they weren't butterflies! I'm scared shitless of butterflies!

wellchit 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 16:53

that doesn't make sense though :/ if it was baked they would all be dead, if it was fresh they would all be dead, i can see that if it was rather old, then it is possible, but I am going to call this one fake.

Thisnametaken 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 16:55

Spider spider on the wall Ain't you got no brains at all? Can't you see that wall has just been plastered? Get off that wall you stupid spider

jonasjuhler 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 17:02

*cough* fake *cough* urban legend *cough*

Girl_Number_3 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 20:52

Now that would be a sight to see...Take a bite of a delicious warm croissant and out pops a large colony of BUTTERFLYS. Flying at you with those wings of DOOM, as you spit out half a colorful wing of DEATH. Ugh. Spiders make me want to die. That would be my worst nightmare. FYL.

summersong89 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 17:03

ew ew ew ew ewwwwwww! if it was me, I probably wouldve screamed, and then puked. i HATE spiders, and i love croissants.. FYL OP.

yaktazuki 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 17:17

*Gag*. That so gross

cheertigers 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 17:23

blahhhi would have thrown up

deathbunny256 0

Friday 17 July 2009 0:28

Need a glass of water?

balkangiirl 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 17:24

lol, "flaky deliciousness" - made me laugh. But, Damn. How old was that croissant? Seriously. Nasty... FYL :(

Chocolate2991 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 17:26

That is THE most disgusting thing I have ever heard. I haven't eaten anything yet... After this FML, I don't think I'm going to. Note to self: Don't buy food from shitty bakeries.