Love: Obsessed

Obsessed

By farmvillefail - 09/01/2010 00:10 - United States

Today, I found out the best way to communicate with my boyfriend, who is obsessed with Farmville, is by placing a "sign post" on his farm. Not sending texts, emails, or calling, but by placing a message on his imaginary farm. FML

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By demk - 20/08/2009 14:51 - United States

Today, my husband and I were in bed, and just as I was about to finish he screamed, "Oh shit! It's 4:15, my strawberries are gonna whither!!!!" and then jumped off me and went to check on his farm on FarmVille. An imaginary farm, on Facebook. FML

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You deserved it 8 051

By Minecraftwhyyy - 22/08/2012 15:13 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I reached that point in our relationship where just a simple phone conversation was too boring. His idea to spice things up? Playing Minecraft together. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 133

You deserved it 6 749

By Anonymous - 31/07/2013 16:49 - United States - Pleasanton

Today, I found out that when I text my boyfriend, he isn't the one to read them. Instead, he pays his friend to "keep the bitch busy." FML

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You deserved it 6 993

By Anon - 27/02/2010 16:07 - United States

Today, my boss told me that if I didn't become his neighbor on Farmville I wouldn't have a job. I laughed. He didn't. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 705

You deserved it 2 940

By Discouraged - 31/05/2012 12:43 - United States - Rockville

Today, my little brother got his crush to go out with him by impressing her with his level 500 FarmVille. This is the next generation. FML

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You deserved it 2 648

Thanks, but…

By howtragic - 17/08/2011 12:13 - Australia

Today, my husband wrote all these wonderful romantic messages to me via Facebook, proclaiming his love to me in front of all my friends and family. Too bad he hasn't spoken to me in "real life" for almost 3 weeks. FML

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You deserved it 3 675

Just Caturday things

By JJBones - 29/06/2012 10:03 - Canada - Red Deer

Today, I discovered that my boyfriend doesn't have time to text me back, but he does have time to post an entire Facebook album dedicated to cats. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 096

You deserved it 4 769

By Anonymous - 09/05/2013 16:30 - Saudi Arabia - Jiddah

Today, by pure chance, I found the website where my boyfriend has been getting all the cute, "original" romantic texts he sends me, including the one that made me fall in love with him to begin with. FML

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You deserved it 10 094

By anon - 17/07/2015 07:04 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I sent my long-distance boyfriend a heartfelt message about how much I missed him. He sent me back a picture of a Minion. FML

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You deserved it 3 734

By loser - 03/01/2010 12:00 - United States

Today, I handed my friend a $50. I paid her to take care of my farm on Farmville, feed my fish on Fishville, and flip my burgers on Cafe World, while I went on vacation for a week. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 496

You deserved it 67 647

FortuneFaded 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 9:29

"Losers" coming from the guy who feels the need to advertise his Myspace address at the bottom of every post. Enough said!

lettertjes 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 10:23

I don't really get this obsession. I play farmville and I think it's a cute game, but it's not like you can spend a lot of time playing it, you have to wait a day or two for your crops to get ready and then it takes up ten minutes or twenty minutes tops to harvest them and plant new ones. Even if you only plant strawberries, you'd still only spend at most two hours a day on farmville (and that would get VERY boring because it's not like you can do any exciting stuff with it).

Comments

ajb_r 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 9:20

meh, to be honest thats more like a MLIA as gay as farmville is

mothefo 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 16:17

Put another sign in his Farmville saying "Welcome to DumpsVille - Population: You."

joezgirly 0

Monday 11 January 2010 4:11

oh my gawd that is beyoond amazing!!

xxsph 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 18:05

Oh damn, my ex bf played farmville too. Always when we where just leaving the house, he wanted to pet his animals or something like that. click clickclick clickclick clickclick clickclick clickclick clickclick click... Laaaame!

bri_and_jay15 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 18:23

Hahahaha that's sooooo funny. :) I love farmville, but I understand. It can be hard to communicate with my boyfriend tooo.

RufusCade 7

Sunday 10 January 2010 20:01

One has the boy-/girlfriend one deserves...

RyanKaufman 7

Monday 11 January 2010 1:54

YDI for not breaking up with a dick like that. Sorry but it's true. If he was a good boyfriend you'd be at least his 2nd or 3rd priority (Living and maybe Family)

fmlrofl19 0

Monday 11 January 2010 19:57

I read today an fml about a girl who had to pay a friend to water her plants, feed her fish, and flip her burgers, all on facebook games.. thats fail, not this ;p