so you want to be stalked? you're pathetic. YDI

It's not that I wouldn't pee in your butt, I definitely would multiple times, it's just I like your roommate's red hair. It's so long and silky... she smells so nice too...

I know stalking isn't funny and this is a serious issue...but I laughed. You definitely know the stalker is doing it right if he knew she got the note. haha.

I think I should start doing this to random apartments.

OP, you seriously have some misplaced priorities if you think NOT being stalked=FML.

Hey Maybe she/he is ugly

Try stalking him.

lol I'm sorry but you need to realize that you're actually lucky in this situation. 1. Show the notes to the roommate so that appropriate actions/protections can be taken. Stalking is serious business, and most municipalities have laws against it now. 2. Work on your self esteem by reading self-help books, going to a counselor/psychologist, or just saying affirmations to yourself often. Look at the positive things you offer, and realize that inner beauty is worth more than outer beauty. Congratulate yourself often for good things you do. Certainly take care of yourself and see if maybe there are little things you could change to make yourself feel better about how you look, because I'm not going to lie and say that outer beauty doesn't matter at all, because it does in this society - although, it is true that beauty is in the eye of the beholder; do what you need to do to feel better about yourself. (Including deciding if you're comparing yourself to unrealistic others - like photoshopped magazine covers and ads. Tons of people will never look like that, and those who do work 6 hours a day on their appearance and still have workout trainers, dietitians, cosmetic surgeons, dermatologists, stylists, makeup and hair artists to make them look that good.) Find your uniqueness and show it off. :)

haha thats a good stalker. and at least ur not being stalked. warn ur roomie. but this is hilarious!!!!

Isn't it better not to have a stalker? I hate when people say things like this and they think it's a bad thing. It's like never being sexually harassed and feeling like you're left out. You don't WANT this to happen. It's not a joke, it's not flattering, and you should never think of it to be. If you can't get someone, you're not going out there and you're letting unhealthy feelings about yourself control you. That in my opinion is more unattractive then anything else. Who wants to be with a shallow (creepy) jerk anyway? Where did you think it was going to go? And if the guy wasn't serious, it's a horrible pickup line anyway.