Weird, Stalker and Love: Odd rejection

Odd rejection

By Anonymous - 20/06/2009 00:28 - United States

Today, I found a note on my door that said, "You're the sexiest person I've ever stalked." Later, I found another note that said, "Sorry, that was meant for your roommate. You aren't my type." Not even a creepy stalker thinks I'm attractive. FML

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You deserved it 3 915

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Same thing different taste

By apparentlyunattractive - 07/06/2009 09:23 - United States

Today, someone left a note on my car, saying "You're gorgeous. Call me. #######." I called the number and they said they saw me in the store I was in, telling me "You were the ONLY attractive person in there." We decided to meet up. He walks over, I say hi, he says "I think I put my number on the wrong car." FML

I agree, your life sucks 61 059

You deserved it 7 463

Never forget

By Hello - 20/06/2011 05:21 - United States

Today, I received the only love letter I've ever gotten. Too bad it's from the guy who's been stalking me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 441

You deserved it 3 986

By Stalked - 29/04/2016 08:49 - Czech Republic - Brno

Today, I found a love letter in my mail. It was from a girl I met at a bar few weeks ago. I never gave her my address or last name. I guess I have a stalker now. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 103

You deserved it 1 580

Kinda sus

By Anonymous - 20/07/2023 07:00 - Canada - Moncton

Today, I decided to reach out to someone I'd met randomly. I found them on social media and sent them a message. After telling my SO, he pointed out that that was stalking. I'm a creep now. FML

I agree, your life sucks 175

You deserved it 852

By DJ - 11/12/2011 01:01 - United States

Today, my creepy, stalker ex-girlfriend was given an anonymous love letter. She's convinced it's from me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 209

You deserved it 2 860

Get out of there, fast

By LeaveMeAlone - 23/02/2021 22:56

Today, I went on a date with a really cute guy. Things were going great, so we went to his place. While he was in the bathroom, I absentmindedly looked around his apartment. Unfortunately, his living room cupboard was half open, and I saw a shrine of pictures of me. Apparently, he's been stalking me for months. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 731

You deserved it 131

By stalked - 28/05/2012 06:24 - United States - Bel Air

Today, I found out that the person who has been stalking me has also been stalking someone else. I got upset. It seems it took being stalked to make me feel good about myself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 382

You deserved it 20 534

By JubileeBee - 28/09/2011 10:46 - United States

Today, I found out that my seemingly innocent 80-something neighbor has been stalking every girl in the neighborhood, and considers me his girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 367

You deserved it 2 418

By bronco_lover89 - 22/05/2012 01:05 - United States - Essexville

Today, after months of using the empty driveway across the street from my house, a note was placed under my windshield wiper. It read, "Please stop parking in my driveway. P.S. You’re hot. Are you single?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 933

You deserved it 39 411

By mylifeisahell - 18/02/2010 15:01 - Norway

Today, I found garbage in my postbox. In amongst the garbage, I found a note saying ''This is all you ever will get. Stay away from me!'', from the girl I sent a love poem to the other day. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 344

You deserved it 7 231

LittleMiss1 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 9:38

its better than being STALKED! and hes a creepy stalker guydont listen to them..

Cali_Chick 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 9:42

you should leave him a note saying 'stop stalking us or I'll report you to the police' lol!

Comments

warrior1995 15

Saturday 20 June 2009 22:52

It jelous cuz u wernt the one he was stalking?

4toestatue 7

Sunday 21 June 2009 3:53

Usual the creepy stalkers have a higher taste than normal guys. Never heard of a stalker been interested on the lower "class" girls.

deseao 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 4:00

you must REALLY be ugly, are you even a girl?

master565 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 4:13

maby it was a joke

nick333 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 5:26

This is bad how

FarSide 22

Sunday 21 June 2009 5:42

You should stick a note on your door addressed to "The Stalker". Message: "Unless you are a hermaphrodite, my roommate is not your type either."

inarticulate 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 6:08

Doesn't mean that you're not attractive; they said you're not their 'type.' That's completely different. But lol "I've ever stalked." Woww.

1o1fyourlife 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 6:19

Maybe your room mate was playing a prank on you? But lmao, dont take that offensively. At least you arent being stalked.

uchihasasuke 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 6:37

Well it's true! Sorry about that note ;D jk

anonyfuck 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 8:12

what is wrong with you? your roommate's getting stalked and you're pissed he's not stalking you instead? maybe you could ask him politely to stalk you too - see how you like it... grow up and give that note to the cops...