Weird, Stalker and Love: Odd rejection

Odd rejection

By Anonymous - 20/06/2009 00:28 - United States

Today, I found a note on my door that said, "You're the sexiest person I've ever stalked." Later, I found another note that said, "Sorry, that was meant for your roommate. You aren't my type." Not even a creepy stalker thinks I'm attractive. FML

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You deserved it 3 915

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Same thing different taste

By apparentlyunattractive - 07/06/2009 09:23 - United States

Today, someone left a note on my car, saying "You're gorgeous. Call me. #######." I called the number and they said they saw me in the store I was in, telling me "You were the ONLY attractive person in there." We decided to meet up. He walks over, I say hi, he says "I think I put my number on the wrong car." FML

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Never forget

By Hello - 20/06/2011 05:21 - United States

Today, I received the only love letter I've ever gotten. Too bad it's from the guy who's been stalking me. FML

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By Stalked - 29/04/2016 08:49 - Czech Republic - Brno

Today, I found a love letter in my mail. It was from a girl I met at a bar few weeks ago. I never gave her my address or last name. I guess I have a stalker now. FML

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Kinda sus

By Anonymous - 20/07/2023 07:00 - Canada - Moncton

Today, I decided to reach out to someone I'd met randomly. I found them on social media and sent them a message. After telling my SO, he pointed out that that was stalking. I'm a creep now. FML

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By DJ - 11/12/2011 01:01 - United States

Today, my creepy, stalker ex-girlfriend was given an anonymous love letter. She's convinced it's from me. FML

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Get out of there, fast

By LeaveMeAlone - 23/02/2021 22:56

Today, I went on a date with a really cute guy. Things were going great, so we went to his place. While he was in the bathroom, I absentmindedly looked around his apartment. Unfortunately, his living room cupboard was half open, and I saw a shrine of pictures of me. Apparently, he's been stalking me for months. FML

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By stalked - 28/05/2012 06:24 - United States - Bel Air

Today, I found out that the person who has been stalking me has also been stalking someone else. I got upset. It seems it took being stalked to make me feel good about myself. FML

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You deserved it 20 534

By JubileeBee - 28/09/2011 10:46 - United States

Today, I found out that my seemingly innocent 80-something neighbor has been stalking every girl in the neighborhood, and considers me his girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 2 418

By bronco_lover89 - 22/05/2012 01:05 - United States - Essexville

Today, after months of using the empty driveway across the street from my house, a note was placed under my windshield wiper. It read, "Please stop parking in my driveway. P.S. You’re hot. Are you single?" FML

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By mylifeisahell - 18/02/2010 15:01 - Norway

Today, I found garbage in my postbox. In amongst the garbage, I found a note saying ''This is all you ever will get. Stay away from me!'', from the girl I sent a love poem to the other day. FML

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LittleMiss1 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 9:38

its better than being STALKED! and hes a creepy stalker guydont listen to them..

Cali_Chick 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 9:42

you should leave him a note saying 'stop stalking us or I'll report you to the police' lol!

Comments

Antoyal 3

Saturday 20 June 2009 13:01

Now granted, a lot of what we now call stalking would have been thought of as eccentric and romantic back in the day, but this guy takes the cake, OP. That's pretty creepy, LOL.

csd_fml 5

Saturday 20 June 2009 14:15

Well, you don't appear to have much sense of humor... But, just because you "aren't someone's type' doesn't mean that person thinks you're ugly. Moreover, why would you want a stranger who you've never met to consider your his type/ Especially one who claims to be your roommate's stalker...

DanceRox9008 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 14:22

you think your life is f*cked because youre NOT being stalked? thats f*cked up. FYL for thinking that.

staaa 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 14:57

who cares

goalie20 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 14:59

report him do the police. why do you want a stalker anyway?

lesp 6

Saturday 20 June 2009 15:03

It was probably a joke, but a funny one.

BeQuickOrBeDead_fml 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 15:11

Ahahahaha. This made me laugh really hard....XD

anamaia 5

Saturday 20 June 2009 15:50

"Not even a creepy stalker thinks I'm attractive." Uh, do you really want a creepy stalker to find you attractive? Don't be an idiot! Wouldn't you rather NOT be stalked??