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By Iwtumn - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Austria - Deutschlandsberg

Today, a guy asked me for my number. Now I deeply regret giving it to him, because he won't stop sending me Bible quotes and pictures of Jesus. FML
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r_bruce69 19

pray for it to stop

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Zelphoric 25

"No! No! God please no! no! no! noooooooooo!" -Michael scott

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russfml 31

Take advantage of the situation. Tell him your the risen messiah and you have Gods word with a message to spread. The message is shut the *#%* up :)

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LadyNightowl 17

You could even use quotes from the recordings of Charlie Manson making the same proclamations.

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Ryan777777777 15

Maybe it's a sign you need more Jesus in your life

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FrostyNipz19 12

the Lord giveth

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OrganicSistah 17

Jesus pics? Sounds Catholic. Tell him Jesus pics are unbiblical. (They really are.) Let me talk to him, I have a talent for shutting up Catholics lol. Catholics are unbiblical!!

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saffy66 34

I don't suppose his 'pictures of Jesus' show him as blond and blue eyed? Remind him Jesus was an Israeli Jew, and that's it's sacrilegious to depict him any other way. And then, if your phone allows it, just block him.

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Overlord247 20

I'm an atheist but I have a lot of religious friends (the kind that post jesus pictures EVERYWHERE) and I have never seen him deppicted as blond and blue eyed :/

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diagnosed 15

For this reason I use the rejection hotline as a number that I give out to guys and I'm not really sure about . I do have my own personal number but I don't give that out to just anybody. You should look up rejection hotline numbers for your area. They're really funny and very useful in this case

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alkoy 4

I agree with #117. at least be honest, I mean saying "nah, sorry, not interested" when someone asks for your number isn't really hard, is it?

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limabeans101029 20

Sometimes a fake number is necessary because some people just won't leave you alone until they get a number. Having said that, I wouldn't give a fake number if it was the first time they'd asked.

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Vestin 18

#139 - Here's the deal though - what do you do AFTER someone gives you a number? I'm properly paranoid, so I first read it back to them, then call the number to both give them my own and make ABSOLUTELY sure I've typed it in correctly. Much awkwardness would ensue if I was given the wrong number on purpose.

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Drosophila82 18

Yeah a friend did that to me. Point blank I told him to **** off.

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Niedermayer_20 12

Probably great in bed. You never know.

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