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By Iwtumn - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Austria - Deutschlandsberg

Today, a guy asked me for my number. Now I deeply regret giving it to him, because he won't stop sending me Bible quotes and pictures of Jesus. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 471

You deserved it 7 339

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By guess I deserved that one... - 11/10/2022 08:00

Today, I flirted and swapped numbers with an attractive married man. Later, when I texted him, he sent me a picture of Jesus and blocked me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 205

You deserved it 1 865

By sorejecteditmakesmewannacry - 29/08/2013 10:44 - France - Poissy

Today, I asked a cute guy for his number but instead he gave it to my gay friend. When my friend later called him, it turned out that he'd given him his number just to get rid of me and wasn't expecting him to call. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 165

You deserved it 3 816

By Anonymous - 06/07/2013 11:26 - United States

Today, while out for lunch, a guy approached me and asked for my number. I politely declined. To my dismay, he dropped to his knees, grabbed his head, and started moaning about how nobody ever gives him a chance. I felt the accusing stares. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 730

You deserved it 6 802

By WhoaThere - 18/12/2009 05:23 - United States

Today, a cute guy asked for my phone number and I gladly gave it to him. I was feeling really good about myself for getting hit on by the star football player. That was until he called 8 times and left 5 messages. In 2 hours. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 485

You deserved it 9 656

Nice guy

By Anonymous - 18/09/2009 10:40 - Australia

Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask a cute guy for his number. Once he had given me his, he asked for mine. My initial happiness was deflated when he said, "OK, now I can just block every message from you," and walked away. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 651

You deserved it 4 535

By Anonymous - 20/04/2012 01:26 - United States

Today, I offered my phone number to the guy I've been flirting back and forth with all week. He said no. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 754

You deserved it 4 037

By Nykole McAllister - 15/09/2018 17:30 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I was talking to a nice guy on a dating app and we exchanged numbers. Later, I got a call. It was his wife asking me to stop talking to her husband. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 110

You deserved it 281

By Anon - 14/08/2016 10:58 - United States - Tracy

Today, a cute guy came up to me and asked for my phone number. I was super excited and began to write it down when he said, "It doesn't have to be your real number, I'm not gonna call anyway." I still gave him my real number. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 479

You deserved it 1 386

By helprelou - 29/06/2016 22:12 - France - La Chevroli?re

Today, a guy who likes me a little too much, and who I asked to tone his advances down a little, sent me a message on Twitter, Facebook and by text message to apologize. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 407

You deserved it 1 040

Hello, I love you

By Anonymous - 13/04/2020 05:00

Today, I had a very good-looking guy ask for my number while I was at work, but due to our policies I had to turn him down. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 687

You deserved it 358

r_bruce69 19

Friday 1 May 2015 0:24

pray for it to stop

Zelphoric 25

Friday 1 May 2015 0:24

"No! No! God please no! no! no! noooooooooo!" -Michael scott

Comments

ShuvOohl 2

Tuesday 5 May 2015 0:08

Send him those annoying "I made $500 working from home last week" spam messages.

gray154 3

Tuesday 5 May 2015 2:49

What's his number?

cg1992 15

Wednesday 6 May 2015 5:40

Leave the guy alone. I think it's wonderful that he sends you scripture!

nastya_nastenka 16

Thursday 7 May 2015 22:27

Suuure we should leave the poor guy alone... No matter what he's sending, at this point it's harassement bro.. And no it's not wonderful

reese2003 2

Wednesday 29 July 2015 20:24

Agreed! It is truly wonderful that he is sending Bible quotes!

JackoJackson 8

Wednesday 6 May 2015 8:24

No book in history is more bullshit and rubbish than this. I definitely say go with this haha.

mirryranda 12

Wednesday 6 May 2015 17:35

block!

nastya_nastenka 16

Thursday 7 May 2015 22:25

People like that annoy me so much..

sonjadus 11

Thursday 7 May 2015 23:00

Just send him a pic of the Flying Spaggheti Monster. Evenly funny and ridiculous as the Jeebuspictures..

VosCode 6

Tuesday 30 June 2015 20:46

That's when you start sending quotes about Satanism and pictures of Lucifer

analise1998 25

Thursday 24 September 2015 9:13

or just block his number?

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Saturday 21 July 2018 18:21

(Joker voice) It's simple: You, uh, block the number.

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You deserved it 1 745

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