Of course not

By Mona Lisa was a skank-ass ho - 24/05/2015 15:56 - United Kingdom - Cheadle

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Today, my new doctor asked if I'm sexually active. I said no. He nodded and murmured "No surprise there." Thanks, mate. FML
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nityasomaiya 46

I can't help but laugh at OP's username.

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CB_LAZ3 11

You'll get yours OP, don't worry about your doctor being a shitty person.

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Jiratias 36

That was unrespectful and unpresionnal. Don't worry about it OP.

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iLuvfatchickz 4

Having sex is key to good health. Your doctor is just concerned about you. Then when you hopped in his chair with a boner he was worried about your lack of sexual activity.

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Jewely313 2

Geez I have the opposite problem. They ask "is there any chance you're oregnant?" "Nope!" "Oh what do you use for birth control?" "Abstinence...." and they're like wtf you're not sexually active? Can't wrap their heads around it -_-

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savemeSheehan 8

wow **** that doctor. Id complain to someone

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Exaspera 54

Google it and see if there is a "Yelp" type of feedback site where you can leave a critique of this unprofessional jerk.

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BITCHIEFACET 7

You should of said a matter of fact I am I'm sleeping with your dad

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ConstantlyAnna 8

Don't worry if you're not sexually active. It'll happen for you one day. Plenty of nice ladies out there waiting to meet you. Hopefully, not all at the same time though.

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SerenaIncendia 11

I ******* hate docotors

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minimuni 7

your op name is disgusting. kinda shows ur immaturity

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