Of course not

By Mona Lisa was a skank-ass ho - 24/05/2015 15:56 - United Kingdom - Cheadle

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Today, my new doctor asked if I'm sexually active. I said no. He nodded and murmured "No surprise there." Thanks, mate. FML
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nityasomaiya 46

I can't help but laugh at OP's username.

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CB_LAZ3 11

You'll get yours OP, don't worry about your doctor being a shitty person.

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earthlyscum 19

People are so ignorant, sorry OP. You'll get your sex on sooner or later

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anonamous14 9

You should be proud that yore still a virgin! Embrace it because there are too many people out there that are ashamed of how they lost theirs and wish they could take it back. I think most people would much rather be in your situation than theirs. So tell people with pride :)

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Sillsallad 15

It doesn't say he's a virgin, just that he's not getting any.

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lovelockdown23 23

I'm annoyed that everyone is saying you'll get yours one day/soon like he's incapable of getting some now due to lack of interest from the opposite sex. lol maybe he actually WANTS to wait.

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Simbaby 23

Don't worry about what that douchebag says .

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Emmageen 14

Time to find a new doctor : one you can trust & confide in!

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FitFriday 32

OP said he was not sexually active, nowhere did it say that he was a virgin

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