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Oh, hai Mark

By Jenn - 03/07/2013 02:39 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I saw my older sister for the first time in three years. We hadn't spoke since I found out that she was the woman my college boyfriend left me for. Unfortunately, our reunion was fueled by her two-year-old son's desire to meet his dad. My husband. FML

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By Jessica - 21/10/2009 18:31 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out who the father of my sister's 4 year old son is. My husband of 7 years. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/08/2012 21:40 - Ireland - Kilkelly

Today, my dad introduced me to my half-sister. He'd only recently found out that he had another daughter by another woman, and had only just met her. She and I have been in the same class in school for the past three years. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2013 15:20 - United States - Seattle

Today, I was meeting my boyfriend's family for the first time. The minute I stepped in the door his mother hit me in the face and kicked me out because I was "the slut her husband cheated on her with." My older sister and I look much alike. Too much alike. FML

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Thanks for the memories

By thankspal - 24/06/2012 10:57 - United States

Today, while shopping, I bumped into a guy I knew in high school. He went on about he heard I'd got married, looked like I'd had a baby, and that, "she looks just like you!" The kid was my niece, and my husband broke up with me 2 years ago. Thanks for bringing that up. FML

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By MissAggravared - 19/11/2014 08:27 - United States - Meridian

Today, I met my sister's fiancé. I would have been happier for her if he hadn't been mine a month ago when I introduced them. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2010 17:24 - United States

Today, I found out that after reuniting with an old boyfriend, getting close with his two year old son, and moving closer to him to properly be a part of their lives, he got back together with his ex wife. FML

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Family snapshot

By Anonymous - 25/10/2016 05:06

Today, our family reunion began with my sister calling my brother's current crazy girlfriend by his last crazy girlfriend's name and ended with my dad telling my adopted niece that he wanted a family picture without her in it, but she could be in the next one. FML

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Succession

By Anonymous - 30/04/2022 16:00

Today, I reunited with my mother and my sisters after a long time. I actually walked out of the reunion, too, after I drove 800 km away, only to find out that they're fighting over my late father's inheritance. I had vanished from my family because they were always possessive and crawling up my ass every time. FML

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Misplaced fury

By Anonymous - 27/10/2023 15:00

Today, I was visited by a high school friend who lives in another state. She was furious because I got married a few months ago, and she kinda had feelings for me. I had to ask her to leave. Here's the funny thing: she's been married for 4 years and they have a son, and she didn't even invite me to her wedding back then. FML

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By Mills - 18/01/2010 11:49 - United States

Today, my estranged, alcoholic father decided to tell me I have a sister. After 30 mins of him describing how beautiful she is and how much we look alike and how she has lived one town away from me her entire life, I was excited to the point of tears. Too bad she died a year ago. Thanks dad. FML

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Rozza17 29

Wednesday 3 July 2013 11:16

Wow your sisters horrible. Sorry OP for going through that

Grand_Cookie 21

Wednesday 3 July 2013 11:19

She's a home wrecking ***** and your husband is a piece of shit too. I'm sorry to hear this. She seems pretty dead set on ruining your life.

Comments

djinnyf 12

Thursday 4 July 2013 2:47

Why would you marry him? Of course the kid wants to know his dad...... Sorry but you do deserve some of it....

AvatarNicole9 29

Thursday 15 May 2014 7:38

OP's husband was not the boyfriend from college (I'm guessing that is why you are confused), and the cheating did not occur until a few months AFTER they got married. This was the general consensus in the comments, and OP even posted a follow-up only a few comments before yours stating exactly that.

stupidpplsuck 33

Thursday 4 July 2013 3:17

I would like to know how long OP has ben married. for all we know the husband could have been with the sister first and then met OP and got married. I say this because the child is 2 so it had to be almost three years before that the sister slept with the husband.

MrZsDad 19

Thursday 4 July 2013 3:40

If I'm reading this right you went back to the college boyfriend...you totally deserve it. Once a cheater always a cheater.

BabyrooKid 11

Thursday 4 July 2013 3:49

Jer-ry! Jer-ry! Jer-ry!

soapmactavish82 8

Thursday 4 July 2013 4:17

Oh shit

theknozzle 14

Thursday 4 July 2013 4:21

Where did you hide the bodies?

acami2012 5

Thursday 4 July 2013 5:53

shut the front door.... thats just horrible

catharsis5 9

Thursday 4 July 2013 6:07

Wow, you're sister just can't leave you alone. She probably heard about your son and wanted to grab the spotlight again.

FML_14u2c 14

Thursday 4 July 2013 6:36

What part of West Virginia are you guys from anyway?

trinibrit 7

Thursday 4 July 2013 7:27

I have sisters and I can't imagine how i would feel if they did that to me, but at the end of the day **** her and him 2. Your better off without them, but maybe then again he is less of the blame and ur sister seduced him since she's seems to be on a mission