Oh, hello there

By Jon - 18/01/2010 20:26 - United States

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Today, I found out my little sister was a stripper. At the same time, she found out that when I said I was having a "quiet birthday with some friends," what I really meant was "hiring a stripper to jump out of a cake." FML
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redshortsx 0

oh wow your sister was the stripper at your birthday. that's ******* gross

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Pankreas 0

Uhm, of course this makes sense. He hired a stripper to jump out of a cake, and the stripper in the cake was his sister. Ouch.

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deafgirlwalking 0

lol are people really so stupid? his sister is the stripper who jumped out of the cake.

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LucyStraw 0

If this is true i hope you tipped her well. I mean it's obvious she needs the money. but this sounds like an episode of Jerry springer I saw a couple of years back

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relyo 0

Ha! This ranks amongst the best FML's I've ever read! I would have paid any sum of money to have been there with a camera. "Surprize--Oh shit!!!"

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Carbonchild 0

It says a lot that you were all gung-ho for a stripper until it was your sister that popped out.

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iheart 0

awkward... i cant wait to see an illustration for this

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