Oh, hello there

By Jon - 18/01/2010 20:26 - United States

Spicy
Today, I found out my little sister was a stripper. At the same time, she found out that when I said I was having a "quiet birthday with some friends," what I really meant was "hiring a stripper to jump out of a cake." FML
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redshortsx 0

oh wow your sister was the stripper at your birthday. that's ******* gross

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Pankreas 0

Uhm, of course this makes sense. He hired a stripper to jump out of a cake, and the stripper in the cake was his sister. Ouch.

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funnyman95 0

I hope you were a good brother and helped her get all that frosting off still :)

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perdix 29

Or, at least not add MORE frosting ;)

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BnaLovesZsk25 0

ew. that's all i have to say to that.

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firesetsboy 0

well is your sister at least a hot stripper cuz if she is i'll so hire her for a night

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mshafty 0

So what trailer park does your family live in??

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ily1210 10

this comment made my day. and OP, fyl, ohmygod i wouldve been so disturbed

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ididitmyself 0

ya...all strippers are from trailer parks. right.

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shamille 5

why is everyone on here stating the obvious?

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betseyville 6

idk but it's really annoying.

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j_3m 2

second the really annoying. i guess some people just don't get a clear message that even has the poster's gender in parentheses, not to mention his name.

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suze_fml 1

Some people use apps on their phone and it doesn't give all that info. U talk about people being dumb, well learn before you speak.

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Moemoemoe_fml 0

Even on the phone, context makes this FML obviously easy to understand. And besides, the gender of OP doesn't matter. If OP was a lesbian hiring a stripper girl for the cake, she'd still be shocked to find out that the stripper was her sister. Being straight or gay doesn't changes that sort of thing. What worries me most about the imbecilic comments is that it feels like FML was invaded by little children?? Feels like the holidays vacations all over again. -_-; Seems like the only reason for this level of clueless stupidity. Because seriously, if those are adults posting at the beginning of the comment page, I've lost all hope in mankind. :-/

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JokingJoe 0

number 17 is funny. this belongs in the top 10 FML's. btw, happy birthday bro.

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Tikwichka 5

I would love to have seen both of your faces when you recognised each other :oD

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fatty_in_cali 0

does she have nice ****?

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